Just an emo looking, gimpy dick called sam. Tends to waste space wherever he goes and is disliked by most. Avoid at all cost because his voice is so annoying it makes cats kill themselves and babies heads explode.
Sir Niggertron: I’m a black badass mofo and even i can’t handle how annoying sam hollingsworth is.
Optimus DickWeeb: I know bruh lick my toes to forget about that cunt.
The penthouse dwelling of sugartits, open to two guests at a time of her choosing, who must fulfill the following requirements;
1 must be ginger
must have a love of cheese
must be willing to make and drink tea all day... and night
follow the rule of "spillage is lickage"
be capable of drinking a pint in under 10 seconds
have a love for Reflex and other 80's themed clubs
offer assistance when cooking roast dinners
greet people in a scottish accent