One of the most uncommon and hard to pronounce last names ever invented. (hard to pronounce for complete retards) Anyone with this last name is doomed to a lifetime of having their last name mispronounced when taking attendance because the earth is made up of mostly retarded people.
The process of accidentally losing an entire day of otherwiseproductive time to an expansive, multipage website found through a random link or, more commonly, when directed there by a friend.
Please, stop linking me to SCP-wiki, tvtropes, college humor, icanhascheezburger, urban dictionary and the like. I just don't have the willpower, and if I keep getting rabbit-holed while I'm at work it's going to get me fired.