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Hockaday 

hockaday is the ninth circle of hell as detailed in Dante's Inferno
you should be writing your jrp but you're here
good luck fam
"FML DR CRANFILL B++"
"sage took away the froyo machine at hockaday."
"hockaday is hell."
Hockaday by jtbyebyebye October 16, 2016

National Kiss a Hockey Boy Day 

On December 18 you can legally kiss a hockey boy without any trouble
guy 1: yo what’s the date

guy 2: it’s december 18
guy 1: oh shit it’s national kiss a hockey boy day i got to go find one

Hooked On Phonics 

A prgram for illiterate people, mostly children. It teaches how to read and write through different exercises. You can get it by dialing 1800-ABC-DEFG
How the hell am i supposed to order hooked on phonics by dialing ABCDEFG if i can't read?
Hooked On Phonics by Diego Giraldez December 28, 2005

field hockey goalie 

one of the awesome 11 players playing field hockey. very brave and courageous for let those rock hard balls fly at her. and no it is not just about stopping the ball it is about breaking the other teams confidence level. Definatly one of the coolest players on the field but she also realizes that she could not do it without her team mates and at the end of the game the teammates should run to he so that she is part of it. She out of all the players deserves the most respect she has one of the hardest jobs. when the goalie closes her eyes she sees the ball go into goal when a field player closes their eyes they just see the ball go bye them to someone else.
you know a field hockey goalie is awesome just look at what they wear and tell me they are not tough

hockey shirt 

A very Canadian maneuver, the 'hockey shirt' involves pulling the back of an opponents shirt forward over their head while feeding them several punches to the head.
"I said that the beaver was a lame animal, and then out of nowhere that Canadian bastard hockey shirted me!"

Yeshiva League Hockey 

Yeshiva League Hockey is the floor hockey that has been played in majority of tri-state Jewish high schools for many years. This sport is played like ice hockey except on a wooden floor with a orange rubber ball rather then a puck. All the good players use an HM30 and warrior sticks. Many players use lacrosse type gloves made by the brand STX or WARRIOR. Many people spend too much money on this sport which they have no future in. Previously the championship winners varied but nowadays it’s mainly TABC and Frisch. These two teams are rigged and will keep winning forever. Many consider this sport to be for babies and not real hockey. Being cool in the Yeshiva League requires you to be on this team in your school.
“Yo did you hear how TABC won the Yeshiva League Hockey championship?”
Yeshiva League Hockey isn’t a real sport”
Yeshiva League Hockey by Betx2 January 24, 2019