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High Maintenance Women 

Self-Centered, Needy, and always needing to look good to others.
A women that's been married a few times. Are very sue minded towards men in court, regarding alimony and/or child support or both. They have the Jekyl and hyde syndrome... They use men strictly for money. The wealthy ones they like, whether the man is good looking or not.
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high maintenance women 

Women that r more concerned about their exterior looks.
The type you'll see with ugly older men that have lots of money.
Selfish and in it for themselves....
I have unfortunately dated a few and the end result with them is always the same. High Maintenance Women seem to be unstable with life in general and exceptionally needy towards men. Looking for that easy life. They also love to sue the ex's in court for money, so they don't have to work.

High Maintenance East Coast Tough Guy 

East Coast Tough Guy living in San Francisco, talks it up more than the average ECTG without actually coming through on countless empty promises and bold statements... shows distinctive high maintenance feminine traits, possibly linked to his city of residence... unreliable...
takes up to 5 hours to decide what food to order...

High maintenance woman

A pretentious, materialistic, bitch-faced cunt. Being wholly incapable of self-care, a lady of this ilk can be found maxing out the credit cards of their rich husbands, making unrealistic demands of people they barely know and spoiling everyone's fun with a barrage of complaints. They demand affection, attention and consideration from every poor soul they mingle with on a daily basis (although, being the selfish leeches that they are, will not return the favour at any point). These vile wenches are dated and married exclusively for their looks and status (as well as sex, duh).
John: "Sally fucked my rich uncle and left me alone with our 3 children. Now, she's suing me for a sexual misdemeanor and still demands that I drive her to her cosmetic surgery appointment tomorrow!"

Chad: "What did you expect? She's a High Maintenance Woman."

High-maintenance friend

A high-maintenance friend is someone who needs intense, consistent time, emotional energy, and attention often. They frequently require constant reassurance, emotional support, and a safe space to be clingy. They need validation, immediate responsiveness, and priority status in your schedule. These people are not for those who cannot keep up, or give them that emotional contribution.
"I need a lot of attention because of my abandonment issues. I'm a high-maintenance friend"

High Message Maintenance

Applies to someone who constantly needs to be messaged, via Messenger, WhatsApp etc.
Tania has such high message maintenance that I'm constantly on the phone messaging and can't get anything done.
High Message Maintenance by Jules350 November 14, 2019

high maintainance bitch

noun: a girl who requires a great of maintainance i.e. dates, gifts, calls, etc. in order that you can continue dating/fucking her.
Adam girlfriend is a high maintainance bitch. If he doesn't drop at least $50 on her a week she won't give up the punani.