Luke Hemmings 

Luke is quiet and awkward. He can be very funny but you have to get him talking. When he smiles you can't breathe for a couple seconds. You always just want to hug him and if have gotten to already you are very lucky. His voice is so strong and powerful when he sings that you can't get enough. Talk about a toner.
<3

"Wow his voice is unbelievable!"

"Yeah Luke Hemmings just blows me away."

Luke Hemmings by haimynameismorgan May 7, 2013

Luke Hemmings 

A blonde haired blue eyed 15 year old Australian boy. He is amazing. Veiwed on YouTube with his friends Callum and Michael. Band is called 5 Seconds of Summer. Hopefully will be a big star soon.

Did you see Luke Hemmings?
Yes, hes amazing!

Luke Hemmings by Ariah Mackenzie October 26, 2011

Luke Hemmings 

Luke Hemmings is the lead singer and guitarist in the australian band 5 Seconds of Summer. His band mates names are Ashton Irwin, Calum Hood and Michael Clifford. His Birthday is July 16th 1996, which makes him 19. He has been playing the guitar sice he is 10 years old. Luke started posting videos of himself covering songs on YouTube in 2011. Later that year the other band memebers joined. The complete band was formed in December 2011.

Have you heard about the amazing talented Luke Hemmings?

Yes I have.

Luke Hemmings by jessiehemmo October 4, 2015

Sally Hemings 

Thomas Jefferson's underaged fuck buddy, god rest her soul.

"How will the South find labor for its businesses? How will Thomas Jefferson find his next mistresses?"
"How DARE you."
"Yet still, people follow like lemmings all your hemming and hawing, while you're hee-hawing with Sally Hemings!"

Sally Hemings by mackback319 October 15, 2020

Humming a biscuit 

Slang for smoking gods greatest gift to this planet...the ganja. Must say with an accent to get across the point that you are high in the sky with the flies.

-"Yo man what are you doin?"
-"Oh you know we just got done humming a biscuit, the moon is quite nice up here."
-"Word."

Humming a biscuit by TupacsProstituteTeeHee September 30, 2010

Hemingway

The act of writing, particularly a lengthy blog, article or essay, while consuming moderate to large quantities of alcohol during the process. Can be done to help stimulate creativity but most of the time the person is just a borderline alchoholic.
Term can also be interchanged with other popular writers with an affinity for booze. i.e.; to "Capote", to "Faulkner", to "Kerouack", to "Fitzgerald"

Student A: "Don't you still have to finish that paper for class tomorrow?"
Student B: "Yeah, dude. But I got a six-pack of beer and I'm going to Hemingway that shit later tonight."

Hemingway by KurohataTheDefiant May 12, 2014

Luke Hemmings 

Luke Hemmings is a giant thick breadstick who claims he is 6’2 at best when really is like 6’4

* He has a beautiful dog named petunia (she’s the light of his life)
* He is apart of the band 5SOS

*He has 3 giant beat mates

* He is an Australian with a love for penguins

* His current girlfriend Sierra Deaton (it’s 2019) is one of the best people ever

“Hey have you seen Luke Hemmings”
“Yea he took out the lip ring what a shame”

Luke Hemmings by nat.has.bad.choices April 29, 2019