mad hatter 

An extremely ugly person, usually of Middle Eastern descent, with a large nose who is totally mad and likely to blow your ass up with some jihad shit.

Osama bin Laden is one mad hatter ass motherfucker!

mad hatter by panda, the holy warrior October 20, 2006

bumb hatter 

A hater who can't spell fo' shit. Someone you think is dumb and also a hater but YOU can't spell fo' shit.

I tried to comment on his facebook status that he was a dumb hater, but I only have a GED and can't spell fo' shit so I wrote he was a bumb hatter.

bumb hatter by mizblueberry March 4, 2010

Mad Hatter 

Someone with great skills in a craft in which they specify. Many times used as a sports team name because of the definition. The image of the mad hatter team symbol usually shows a large, angry, and muscular man resembling 'Uncle Sam' the mascot of America.

The Mad Hatters defeated the Knights because of their honed skills and prowess upon the field.
When he is in a conversation he is a Mad Hatter, his words are so finely selected and so high class everyone who hears him feels his influence.

Mad Hatter by The-MaD-HaTTeR April 4, 2009

snow hatter 

A participant in a sexual activity immediately following a blowjob where-in the male withdraws his penis from his partner's mouth and ejaculates in her hair.

That chick Joanne is a serious snow hatter. She still can't get her hair to stay down.

snow hatter by Cabilan January 8, 2008

Mad Hatter 

A poorly performed handjob. Usually by a girl who says she is experienced. Yet, in actuality, she jerks you off like a crazed sea dragon.

Yo, bitch, what the fuck are you going all mad hatter for? Tighten that grip up and fuckin quit pullin the shit outta it!

Mad Hatter by deal with it May 20, 2006

mad hatter 

When you take a hit off a pipe/bong/blunt with marijuana in it and in the same breath inhale from a cigarette and then without exhaling take a shot of hard liquor then exhale all the smoke after swallowing.

Dude, my friend was totally messed off some mad hatters last night.

mad hatter by FoeHammer December 5, 2005

Mad Hatter 

A sex game that is played with two or more people. The rules are simple, while in the middle of a sex act one person, who will play the part of the mad hatter, yells "Change places!" Everyone then must rush to switch positions and or partners. The same position cannot be used twice with the same partner. This is a reference to the tea party scene in the Alice in Wonderland book.

John and Cindy liked to play mad hatter on Saturdays to spices things up.

Mad Hatter by Lofar January 6, 2014