Cock Hopping Ho

An all around cock craving, cum loving slut. Spends most of her life on her back and on her knees. Has frequent and multiple partners.

Don: Hey Bruce. What can you tell me about Rhonda in accounting?

Bruce: I can tell you not to touch dat shit.

Don: Why? Married?
Bruce: No YO. She a Cock Hopping Ho! Rot chat dick off broooohhh.

Cock Hopping Ho by Eaton Holgoode April 17, 2015

happiness

something i’ll never feel because i have depression

jenny knew she’d never find happiness

happiness by uglytrxsh June 13, 2019

Bar Hopping 

What you do with a buddy or a group of friends. Involves going from one bar to the next, possibly picking up women or getting into bar fights. Also can be a new experience from bar to bar. Bar Hopping tends to cause participants to become heavily intoxicated, though not always.

"Hey man, let's go bar hopping tonight!"
"Sorry dude, I still have a black eye from the bar fight last night."
"Well how about we pick up some girls?"
"Sure, let's go."

Bar Hopping by deaddreadpunk April 2, 2010

Cyanide and Happiness 

The Urban Dictionary's spirit animal

"Do you like the comic Cyanide and Happiness?"
"Yeah, it's pretty funny, sorta sexual, a little depressing."
"Like urban dictionary?"
"Pretty much the embodiment of urban dictionary"

Cyanide and Happiness by Cheesy and dangerous. June 6, 2015

horse hopping 

Pulling a train on several fat women at the same time.

Horse hopping is like jumping from one tall building to the next.

horse hopping by Fireball and Harley June 11, 2006

Train Hopping 

Not paying for train tickets in protest of the fares rising above inflation.

Forget paying lets go train hopping

Train Hopping by ODoggyT May 16, 2015

Rod Hopping 

Rod Hopping is when a gamer attempts to bunny hop or fast hop but stays in the same spot jumping up and down.

Did you see Chia, he was Rod Hopping so hard everyone was laughing at him.

Rod Hopping by Foster0326 November 1, 2018