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Shaq-Hammered 

The result of drinking so much alcohol that if Shaquille O'neal drank the same amount with his extra large stature even he would be wasted.
after 10 shots of Patron last night i was Shaq-Hammered and almost went home with that fat girl.
Shaq-Hammered by B Mann March 2, 2009

hammered hell 

Trashed, Completely unacceptable. Non negotiable. Beyond recognition. Unsatisfactory.
You look like hammered hell. I feel like hammered hell.
hammered hell by Jl77diver January 6, 2014

Hammered Dog Shit 

(Abbreviated sometimes as HDS) In the field of welding, this refers to a weld that's so bad, it looks like your dog Scruffy ate Taco Bell that was 3 weeks old and had been sitting out in the sun all day, and took a shit in the joint of the weld. Originally used to describe bad stick welds, but it applies to any method (MIG, TIG, flux-core, oxyfuel, etc). Depending upon the quality of the HDS, it can be nearly impossible to grind down.
1. Billy: "Hey Jim, I decided to cap that weld you've been working on"
Jim: "You jackass! You just laid some hammered dog shit all over my stack of dimes!"

2. The CWI didn't even bother X-raying the welds that Billy made, he could spot that grade-A hammered dog shit from a mile away.

3. It took Cletus nearly an hour on the oxyacetylene torch to wash away the hammered dog shit that Jim squirted out using his new spool gun.

4. Cletus thought he had some dimes to post to weldporn and weldernation, but it was really just HDS.

5. It doesn't matter if you're AWS certified, we all lay down some HDS from time to time.

shit-hammered 

A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.
Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!

So thats why i threw up this morning.
shit-hammered by roachmotel145 November 22, 2010

fuckin hammered 

Beyond hammered but not quite shitfaced
Dude, I am fuckin hammered!!!

Did you see Chris last night? He was fuckin hammered!
fuckin hammered by I<3BEER! June 13, 2011

shit hammered 

Smitty got shit hamered over at Coles last night
shit hammered by smitty September 17, 2003