sacred hamburger 

The result of systematically shredding a icon or other figure considered immune to criticism; references 'sacred cow'.

"Sacred hamburger: the role of our heroes in the decline of the newspaper comics page" -- websnark.com

sacred hamburger by Merus May 13, 2005

samuel hamburger 

A really awesome dude with a horse dick and a big heart.

IF YOU TALK TO SAMUEL HAMBURGER I WILL RIP YOUR LEG OFF

samuel hamburger by Juliana Hamburger December 22, 2017

soggy hamburger 

When a guy has such a hard erection he cums a little bit in his under wear

dang dude I just had a soggy hamburger

soggy hamburger by Soggy hamburger September 3, 2016

sandy hamburger

Aka when you put the salty sandy meat in some buns

have you ever had a sandy hamburger before?

sandy hamburger by Sanduh March 10, 2018

Hamburglar skank 

one who burgles ham and has herpes

katie is such a hamburglar skank

Hamburglar skank by mayatheBEE January 4, 2008

chinese hamburger 

When two chinese people get on either side of a black person making a hamburger

Last night we made a Chinese hamburger in bed

chinese hamburger by Mmmmsrxy March 23, 2017

hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper 

The ancient chant to summoning Ronald McDonald, usually accompanied by a dance ritual.

Friend One: "Hey man, what do you want?"
Friend Two: Umm, can I get a.. .. .. hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper....."
Friend One: "DAN SNAP OUT OF IT!!"
Friend Three: "RONALD HAS HIM AGAIN!"
Friend Two: hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper hambugercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper.."

hamburgercheeseburgerbigmacwhopper by Icantfindmypick April 26, 2021