government 

The government is an entity inside a nation (or in the case of federations, a lesser being) that is tasked for running said entity. In forms such as democracy, the government is chosen by the people, while other forms can hold more tyrannical leanings, in which a small amount of the population runs the nation.

" let us never forget that government is ourselves and not an alien power over us " - Franklin Delano Roosevelt, July 9th, 1938, Marietta Ohio

government by Luke Johns July 13, 2018

Government work 

When one is at work and doing personal business, such as fixing the garage remote or looking up traveling directions.

Ozzy did some nice government work for me yesterday when he installed that mod chip into my Playstation.

Government work by Kenvin October 5, 2006

that's what the government wants you to think 

You can respond to any statement with this phrase.

Friend 1 "This song is so good!!!"

Friend 2 "That's what the government wants you to think"

that's what the government wants you to think by I is phunny June 16, 2014

the government 

A large organization which rules over a country. Usually paractices extortion and other such forms of opression.

The government took my belongings because I refused to let them steal my money.

the government by LtDevon April 20, 2006

anti-government

Someone who is against government.

No one should have as much power and control as the government, live free and be happy. The NSA is one of many reasons why you should be anti-government.

anti-government by Hulio Sanchezz May 16, 2014

Government Cheese

A BIG, HARD MASS; A BLOCK OF ORANGE-YELLOW PROCESSED "USDA CHEESE FOOD" ISSUED BY "DA GUBMENT" United States GOVERNMENT to aid needy families by supplementing their food resources. Used for making Grilled Cheese Sandwiches and Macaroni & Cheese but ALSO CAUSES severe, bowel obstructing constipation, silent but deadly stinky gas, and / or "the runs" diarrhea in those who are lactose intolerant.

I just got some Government Cheese, but I'm not gonna make a grill cheese sandwich cause it gave me the runs last time I ate it.

Government Cheese by Pattye Anderson, MSN, APRN, NFNP, LNC, PHN November 13, 2005

Government Troll

A Government Troll is someone paid by a .gov to influence people's opinions on the internet, especially when it comes to key or suppressed issues. They have multiple accounts to forums/blogs/facebook etc and use them to discredit people's responses and sway public opinion.

This actually works on almost all sheeple.

Blog Title: Obamalamma isn't from the US
Lengthy post showing evidence that its true.

Comments Section:
Guy1: I knew it, lets boot him out no wonder America is in so much debt only a non-us citizen would do this to us.
Government Troll Persona1: Guy1 you are wrong Obamalamma was born in the US.
Guy Two: GTroll Persona1 Just look at the evidence
Government Trolll Persona2: Here is a random document that says Obamalamma is from US.
Government Troll Persona3: See Guy1 Persona2 proved you wrong.
RandomTroll: Obamalamma is gay.
Guy2: Okay maybe Obamalamma is from the US guy1 is a conspiracy theorist.
Guy3: Freaking conspiracy theorists why did I waste my time reading this post when its not true.

Government Troll by Ken CDN October 10, 2013