Handjob Goddess 

A female whose hands were sculpted by the gods of Olympus. She is bred to perform jerking of the male genitalia with precise form and beautiful motion, that of a true goddess. Her tension will have you preferring her services over your own hands that you never thought would be replaced.

Bro 1: Bro, I got a handjob last night.
Bro 2: That's it? That blows bro.
Bro 1: Nah bro, it was by a handjob goddess, I actually came.
Bro 2: Whattt?
Bro 1: But she aimed my own weapon at me.
Bro 2: Eww brooooo

Handjob Goddess by franzschubert March 20, 2011

Goodness

One of the Fruits of the Holy Spirit. A visible attribute of a true Christian life as found in Galatians 5:22-23.

The state or quality of being good. Moral excellence; virtue.

"For the fruit of the Spirit is in all goodness and righteousness and truth". Ephesians 5:9

Goodness by LoveLight November 10, 2012

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess 

v. vomiting, throwing up (porcelain refers to the toilet)

I ended a night my debauchery by praying to the porcelain goddess.

Praying to the Porcelain Goddess by P Lopez May 30, 2006

Godless Serpent 

An otherworldly creature that shouldn't have the liberty of walking amongst mere mortals due to its actions or words.

"Go make me a damn sandwich, you godless serpent!" The godless serpent releases an uncontrollable struggle and proceeds to complete its duty.

Godless Serpent by mtalbs5 May 15, 2011

nature goddess 

A beautiful, often ancient immortal woman, who more than likely looks like Poison Ivy from Batman. She is a protector of forests, trees, natural resources, and animals, all of which she can probably both communicate with and understand. She hates human beings, since we've ruined a lot of the Earth.

"Oh my god! That woman has green veins going through her skin, and either her pack of hungry wolves will eat me or her venus flytraps will!!!"

"Dude, first off, she's a nature goddess. And second, it's not my fault you didn't join ASPCA."

nature goddess by Darklightinthenightstar June 13, 2014

a goddess from Athens 

a female that's great, even absolutely amazing, in bed, the exact opposite of a mediocrity from the suburbs.

any girl, before becoming a goddess from Athens needs to have her carnaldestism first.

a goddess from Athens by Uncle Dimma June 15, 2014

CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS 

The. Sexiest. Male. To. Exist. Ever.

CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS: (insert picture)
Me: OMFG YOU ARE SO SEXY. MARRY ME PLEASE PLEASE.

CHOCOLATE WEAVE GODDESS by CWGfangirl[LOLJK] January 21, 2009