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girlfriend leech 

A male usually named Caleb that banks on his girlfriend's poor decision making capabilities causing her to spend the money she stole from her ex-husband for basic personal necessities such as teeth, repairing 300 dollar truck, contacts or other such needs one usually pays for themselves. Also see turd or worthless human being.
Have you seen Caleb he's such a girlfriend leech. Requires his girlfriend to pay for everything. He's a turd!
girlfriend leech by Dipshit 468 February 5, 2022

imaginary girlfriend syndrome 

A condition in which a friendzoned guy begins to treat one of his female friends as a girlfriend, by being overbearing and overprotective around her
Jon: Hey, do you know why Bill was so mad at me when I told him I was spending time with our mutual friend Alice?
Phil: No idea... sounds like an imaginary girlfriend syndrome though!

on-call boyfriend/girlfriend 

A friend to have a casual relationship with only for the purpose of filling a temporary relationship void.

Usually present in long-distance friends that choose not to have a long-distance relationship or friends that lead very busy lives and don't want the hassles of a full-fledged relationship.

An extension of a fuck friend
When visiting the West Coast, I'll get together with my on-call girlfriend for dinner & a movie and usually a night of great sex.

girlfriend 

mystical creature whose known powers range from clairvoyancy to being able to bleed for a week without dying. a person to have on your side.
girlfriend by xaeneta July 27, 2003

First girlfriend syndrome 

when a guy loses all contact with his friends to spend time with his first girlfriend, which will inevitably end with him dumped and without friends
"hey man when was the last time you saw tom?"

"months ago, he has really bad first girlfriend syndrome"