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On granny
on granny by On granny May 11, 2018

screwed the granny

To really mess up big time, to fuck up with massively significant consequences.
On futurama, when Fry, pulled one of the lanterns from the old church, ruining Paul Revere's midnight ride; Professor Farnsworth informed him of his screwup of historical proportions by saying: "Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time.".
"Fry, you dope! You've really screwed the granny this time."

"You read from the Necronomicon and unleash Lord Cthulhu on Australia?! Well, it looks like you've really screwed the granny on this one."

K-Pop Granny 

When Granny Goonies cobwebs get wet because she saw a picture of KD Lang lookalike and K-Pop star, Jung Kook.
Damn, Goons cobwebs are dripping. K-Pop Granny goes wild!
K-Pop Granny by Wodderwick January 2, 2023

granny norma 

Granny norma is something you can use to 1. End your life 2.Bleach your eyes and 3. Blind you.
If you truly want to suffer like me then search this up on google.
If you want to die Kevin, search up Granny Norma!

COGIC Granny 

A COGIC Granny is a flamboyant, eccentric "fabulous" homosexual male. With a grandiose persona. Similar to a church queen. A "COGIC Granny" often dresses and behaves in the manner of an elderly church mother. ( Oversized hats, bright metrosexual clothing, wigs, nails, gaudy noisy jewelry ect.) Frequently participating in drama and gossip while attending church services frequently.
Look at those church sissys. Wearing those big hats like somebody granny. Ain't nothing but a ol COGIC Granny.
COGIC Granny by Madam McCray July 21, 2021

your granny tranny 

The most ultimate insult to finish off the filthy peasant that thought he could counter your attack by saying "your dad lesbian".
- Youre mom gay
- Your dad lesbian
-Your granny tranny

*victim dies*