Founder

Belfast Slang. If something is to "founder" you, it would seriously hurt you, e.g. extreme cold.

"It'd founder you outside"

Founder by laura112233 July 24, 2008

Founder Pounder 

One who seeks a relationship with a founder of a company (specifically tech) in order to benefit from the future growth of the startup's success. Similar to a Gold Digger, Cleat Chaser, and Puck Slut.

Employee #1: Dude, how did the CEO get such a hot wife?

Employee #2: Lol she's just a Founder Pounder.

Founder Pounder by awg99 July 19, 2018

Chat Founder 

Said as an accomplishment. Started an AOL Chat room. How is that for a sad life, and minimal goals?

Said in an open chat to all. Proud to be a chat founder
I Powb I: <<STARTED CENTRAL JERSEY CHAT FYI

Chat Founder by The Pine Barren Hawk March 22, 2008

State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)

Prison
–noun 1. a building for the confinement of persons held while awaiting trial, persons sentenced after conviction, etc.
2. state prison.
3. any place of confinement or involuntary restraint.

“As a result of the Extended Unauthorized Holiday in KISD, Billy was treated to a long stay at the SFMA.”

"Martha Stewart was well rested after her visit to the State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)"

State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA) by Katy Proper December 30, 2008

Publicly Funded Mafia 

Can refer to any law enforcement organization or police officer. Especially those that practice unconstitutional practices such as illegal search and seizure, shooting of unarmed individuals, profiling, hypocritical actions in violation of the law, failure to act to solve a crime, moonlighting, or other unethical activities.

I would have made it to your party on time, but I was stopped by the Publicly Funded Mafia. They were conducting random searches and thought I looked easy.

Publicly Funded Mafia by PFM01 March 30, 2015

Recursively funded online shopping 

Online shopping at work. Since the shopping is being done during work hours, any items bought are to a certain degree financed through the shopping process itself. The degree of financing stands in a direct relationship to the time spent shopping.

Vinzent spent the whole afternoon at the office with nothing but online shopping. He's doing recursively funded online shopping!

Recursively funded online shopping by vinz666 May 31, 2012

Fouded 

for when you feel really bored and fed up with everything and you just want to sleep but you don’t want to sleep. (pronounced fwooded)

I just feel like really fouded

Fouded by doyoulikewaffles October 21, 2019