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blue footed booby 

this is a normal occasion so dont start feeling uneasy when you see the definition.
v. normally done pre-esr, when you take your big toe, and soften up an insertion point, for esr this point would be the eyeball.

v. when you're running in a race and all the sudden you have to take a shit.
you're in 2nd place and the person running in front of you really isnt that far away so, as you run, you take the shit inside your pants and make sure its nice and wet and juicy. you take off your pants and commence in throwing them at the man in front of you. this will end up covering him in poopy and he will begin to cry. now you commence to pass him up in the race but as you run past him, you spooge in his eye.
dude i totally blue footed boobied your mom last night before i ESRed her.

dude i was runnin in the marathon and blue footed boobied the guy in front of me and got first place.
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stand flat footed 

The first time I heard this from a friend of mine, I laughed all day long...
I had the runs so bad I could "Stand Flat Footed and Shit over a Covered Wagon!"
stand flat footed by 2Charvels January 12, 2011

Big Footed 

The act of having sex with a man of the wilderness that is hairy and large in physical stature with a very abnormally large penis.
Jane went camping with her girlfriends for the weekend in the Smokey Mountains and got laid by a man that was a cross between Grizzly Adams and John Holmes. Jane was big footed last night.
Big Footed by Big Toed March 18, 2011

blue-footed boobie 

Really cold boobs... almosr like getting frost bite!
Alexandrea: Oh my!

Annabelle: What?

Alexandrea: Ouch! My blue-footed boobies hurt!

Annabelle: I went to the Arctic and it never happened to me!

Alexandrea:It's cause Benjamin made me do the "polar bear plung" without a wet suit!
blue-footed boobie by Flexikins October 10, 2008

Wet-Footed 

When you walk into a bathroom to use the toilet and you step in someone's pee puddle.
"Dude, it was SO SICK!! I got wet-footed at the wedding last night!"
Wet-Footed by enjoizzz March 15, 2009

One footed flamingo 

The guy stands on one leg with it crossed over his knee while the girl is bent over the bed or against the wall
Ever since Matt broke his leg, him and Sally have been doing the one footed flamingo.
One footed flamingo by Saddlewhip December 16, 2016

Web footed chicken 

Look at those web footed chickens eating the leftovers on the beaxh