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Felonious Alien 

One who is from somewhere else and does not belong to the area in question where it is required by federal law to be approved for membership.
Considering the recent concerns of accuracy in descriptions of immigrant statuses combined with the debate over terms and descriptors as to who may and may not be designated as residents or accompanying resident statuses. Terms such as Illegal Alien, Undocumented Workers, Illegal Citizens, Illegal Workers, Undocumented Residents, and Undocumented Citizens are euphemisms for status. Felonious Alien seems to be most accurate with regard to people of foreign countries entering a country without properly following the standards of entry and compliance of residency. In many countries it is a violation of that countries law to enter, reside, work, or maintain a long term habitat in that country without approval from the appropriate government agency(s) .

Pierre lived in Napa Valley for 8 years while working for Vinofile Vineyards. He thought he was not one of “those people”. Pierre had never applied for residency and was surprised when the Immigration Agents showed up even though he had known he was a Felonious Alien. Having thought the focus would be on the Central and South American Natives he gleefully showed the agent the work files. Nonetheless, Pierre was deported to his homeland on the same day his employees were sent home to their countries. Each was a Felonious Alien and thought they could suck the teat of the prosperous with impunity while escaping the tyranny of taxes and enjoying the benefits thereof along with the law of the land and everything the country in question was built upon.
Felonious Alien by PackerFever March 4, 2007
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A very specific type of sandwich in which balls, pubes and jizz are the main ingredients and must be consumed in a certain way with specific hand gestures.Comes from the Greek word felowiecapow meaning holy fuck don't eat this shit.
I was offered a felowie today and i thought it was missing something so i added some sausage and some jizzwizz.
felowie by Kayceecous January 16, 2009

felonious grump 

a poop taken with no follow-up flush, ventilation consideration and/or consideration for the next party.
I noticed a felonious grump while I was walking into the bathroom and had to bust out real quick.
felonious grump by doctor8 January 31, 2008
A systemic, institutionalized prejudice against people suspected or convicted of a felony. This prejudice often extends to people who support individuals with a criminal history.
Felonism has combined racism with classism to obtain power and large profits for a small segment of society.
felonism by Lpolkie August 16, 2016

34 felonies

So you consider that something that the opposition party is DOING TO Donald Trump...
Hym "So you draw the line at (apparently somehow magically) just GIVING Trump 34 felonies... But NOT... At manufacturing a mental illness out of thin air? And that's you 'not being a retard' to you? I've heard some of you call yourselves 'smart' so... That is 'smart' to you? You are mimicking the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and they are just giving felonies to people... And the creator of Ai shouldn't get paid for some reason... And one of those is bad and the other is good? And that's what a smart person thinks?"
34 felonies by Hym Iam April 2, 2025

bag o felonies 

Usually a Crown Royal bag full of everything illegal to be thrown out in case of a pullover
Oh s*** is that a cop behind us where's the bag o felonies
bag o felonies by Blaneyfan1 February 10, 2021

fishing for felonies 

Entrapment by temptation or sabotage, so the target serves hard prison time or is deemed non credible to testify in court.
In order to silence a whistleblower, the rich CEO began fishing for felonies for his target by hiring actors to sabotage him.
fishing for felonies by JDSAg April 13, 2023