Ert-man 

A super hero that looks like a pea. It lives in Denmark and likes to kill gingers. Its best friend is Steg-man, another danish super hero, and together they kill gingers.

If you want to see Ert-man in real life, the only thing you have to do is go kill some gingers. Then it will appear.

Ert-man and Steg-man believes that gingers does not have souls.

Oh man, last night I killed sooo many gingers and out of nowhere Ert-man appeared!

Ert-man by DerpDenSo September 10, 2012

mmmm-ert, ... 

what the fuck is that?

Sqealin' tires, ...

mmmm-ert, ... by butt-head June 25, 2003

mein kampf-ert zone 

Being in Hitlers ass

Your in mein Kampf-ert zone

mein kampf-ert zone by qwdbjksvgrabjk November 29, 2017

ti ert 

The urban word for tired.

Shiiiit, my mo fo ass is ti ert as a mother fucker. Shiiiiiiiiit.

Get your ti ert ass off my mother fuckin cowch bi-atch!!!!!!!!!!

ti ert by Chez Chizzle Minizzle April 27, 2003

gublee ert 

Means "love you" in jibrish

I gublee ert

gublee ert by Dhehejesi April 18, 2017

Swerv-ert 

Generally accepted as the union of the word "swerve" and the word "pervert".

Artist, A locksmith, keyholder, master, teacher, A knower of how shit works,

Someone who has the ability to swerve every negative expierence , responsibility, socicital requirement, or personal trial, weather intentional or not directly into some pussy.

(Sometimes a person known to the community at large as a pussy) but nonetheless some pussy, each and every time. No matter the problem, issue, complaint, momentairy lapse of conscious thought..... Boom right into some pussy.

That foo James is a fuckin swerv-ert. Even in the beautiful lonely hills of Montana, this foo finds some amazing untouched pussy forgotten by time.

Swerv-ert by BitchVinz Daddy February 27, 2021

I need ert 

To imply sexual frustration.

Ert meaning 'It' in Norfolk terms.

I havent got laid in over a month, I need ert!

I need ert by beardy6991 April 9, 2008