emoticon-encrypted 

when your mother sends you a text message containing a string of indecipherable emoticons that make no sense but that she believes actually translate into a complete sentence from the English language or at least an organized thought that most readers can interpret and fully understand, but of course, don't.

You: "Thanks, mom! Love you!" Mom's text reply: "😁😱😜🎁" You reply: "emoticon-encrypted. no fucking clue."

emoticon-encrypted by bluertrains March 17, 2016

schrödinger's emoticon 

An epic fail by Urban Dictionary as Work of the Day for Oct 4th 2014.
The definition read:
"An emoticon that shows both happy and sad faces. i.e. ):(
The Internet is a horrible and wonderful place ):( <--"

However this aforementioned emoticon does not contain a happy face; it is merely two sad faces. The correct emoticon should be either " (:( " or " ):) "

Urban Dictionary is a horrible and wonderful place (:( <--Schrödinger's emoticon

schrödinger's emoticon by eruat October 4, 2014

fight me emoticon 

(ง'̀-'́)ง An emoticon/emoji of a person in a fist fighting stance. This emoticon is usually silly, and requires little concern.

(ง'̀-'́)ง (fight me emoticon) Fight me, Susan. Kidding. You know I love you, Susan. <3}

fight me emoticon by missroxyspamcake January 16, 2016

schrödinger's emoticon 

Double epic fail of Correction entry for Oct 4th 2014 word of the day. It's :(:

Schrödinger's emoticon is often seen in the popular phrase "Bipolar is awesome!" :):

schrödinger's emoticon by DangerZone October 10, 2014

Schrödinger's emoticon 

The emiticon that is never seen is both happy and sad at the same time.

If you had to display Schrödinger's emoticon it would be in a box to remain unobserved -> ⬜
If you were to look at it, it would have a determined, singular state.

Schrödinger's emoticon by ZUUL42 October 9, 2014

farmer emoticon 

A farmer emoticon nearly identical to regular emoticons except these sport a fancy straw hat signified by the pound sign and a vertical bar as shown below

#|: )

The other features that can be added are listed below

#|:`) ---> piece of wheat in farmer's mouth
#|: 9 ---> farmer with dip in his lip (the 9 can be replaced with a 6 for a sad farmer with dip)
#|; ) ,==== ---> farmer with a shotgun

Hick 1 - Cletus I needs to tell ya something
Hick 2 - What is it Billy Bob?
Hick 1 - I just had a date with your sister and we are going to be exclusive
Hick 2 - #|>: ( ,====
Hick 1 - What is that?
Hick 2 - It's a farmer emoticon
Hick 1 - I don't get it
Hick 2 - That is me going to hunt your ass down!

farmer emoticon by brown_muscles December 4, 2010

middle finger emoticon 

┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐

Take that ┌∩┐(◣_◢)┌∩┐ (middle finger emoticon)

middle finger emoticon by Aujanee21 April 9, 2010