emory 

A private university located in Atlanta, GA. Since it accepts students based on their SAT scores, 40% of the students are Asian. In other words, you can smell Kimchi and fried rice everywhere.

A: Dude, what the fuck is this smell?
B: It's called Kimchi, man. It always smells like this at Emory.

emory by nogomu12 May 30, 2015

Emory 

A girl with bedroom eyes and a haunting past. Emorys tend to be excessively creative and smart, but extreme introverts. They also usually harbor a love of books and history.

Guy 1: "Have you seen that girl Emory? The one who's always alone in the library during lunch?"
Guy 2: "Yeah she's hot as fuck, but I bet she's weird."
Guy 1: "I dunno, I wanna talk to her..."
Guy 2: "Well good luck, she's a total introvert."

Emory by AndyLiquor February 3, 2013

Emory 

A long curled turd that has a tail that raps.

I just layed an Emory

Emory by PLANG April 29, 2008

Emory 

A university in Atlanta that actually has good medical and business programs, but who gives a shit? It's not an Ivy League.

Frank: Hey man! I just got accepted to Emory!
Nathan: What, sorry, did you say something?

Emory by solitude52 December 29, 2009

emory 

1) a private university in Atlanta
2) home of the offspring of wealthy southern protestant gawd-fearing NRA members of a republican jackass persuasion

Who did you vote for?
Bush.
Why?
Because daddy did!
Where do you go to school again?
Emory.

emory by yhw November 29, 2004

Emory 

A private university in Atlanta that is hard to get into but yields few jobs and poor salaries.

Emory is a waste of time and money!! Unless you like to hook up with jewish girls...

Emory by Thomas Andersen ii May 6, 2006

Emory 

Emory University is located in Atlanta, GA. Only long islanders and jews, unless you like that. Be prepared to do a lot of work for little payout.

I have been at Emory 3 years and should have transferred.

Emory by baseball0295 May 6, 2006