dildo 

a plastic rod that people pleasure themselves with. it is often accompanied with a lubricant and a videocamera.

i thought it would be funny to shove a dildo in my boyfriend's ass when he wasn't looking to see how he felt about anal sex, but for some reason he didn't like it.

dildo by angie scott February 20, 2003

dildo 

a object that looks like a phallis, but doesn't carry the HIV virus, you don't have to orally please it, don't worry about precum, it can go as long as you can, and doesn't go to sleep after sex.

Jenny please pass me my dildo

dildo by Mykellex April 9, 2006

dildo 

a fake penis used by women and men who like to take it up the ass.
Usually made to be much larger than a normal penis.

Carla shrieked and threw down her mother's purse in disgust after finding a dildo in there

dildo by Fatass February 25, 2003

dildo 

A fake penis for both male and female enjoyment. Also a replacement for when a boyfriend is not there.

In the slash story, Beautiful Addiction, a dildo is used for torture to keep one person quiet about a secret.

dildo by Spike Mehgay April 17, 2006

dildo 

You've all heard of a man's best friend being a dog. well a girl's best friend is by far a dildo.

one day as sophie and brit were in the library,sophie gently whispered to brit.. "can i borrow your dildo tonight?" Brit gladly said yes you may! have a good time"

dildo by Pat Mcgroin February 14, 2005

dildo 

Direct In-Put Limited-Duty Officer: an individual commissioned into a branch of the military typically without having traditional ROTC training. A DILDO is typically selected to fill a specific job, with little or no opportunity for lateral movement. Most of these jobs could easily be filled by civilians, but a commission is bestowed to provide a visual level of authority to junior military officers and enlisted.

A typical example are the officer instructors at both the enlisted and officer Naval Nuclear Power Schools in Goose Creek, SC. Individuals apply for DILDO commissions out of college and, if selected, are sent through Officer Candidate School. At completion are award a commission in the US Navy as an ensign. These officers then become permanent members of the instructor staff at the Naval Nuclear Power Training Command (NNPTC).

dildo by navy bob October 7, 2007

Dildo 

An extremely cute name for a teddy bear, not to be mistaken for the first definition.

Jasper: awww that's a cute Teddy bear! What's its name?
Joy: Dildo
Jasper: O_O
....
Jasper: excuse me?

Dildo by Oompa-Loompa & Licious-Vicious May 15, 2011