December 5 

December 5 the day you hug your bf and your bff if your single, ask your crush for their HOOODIE. If they don’t have a hoodie and you happen to have a scrunchie ask them to wear it!

December 5
Hey bf may I hug you? Or just hug them without consent
Hey can I have your hoodie?
Or can you wear MY scrunchie?

December 5 by CermitTheFrogWasHere December 4, 2019

December 5 

National do dirt day
You get ur crush / bf / gf and have some good time alone and do some dirty work

Mate: Hey were you off too?
Me: It’s national do dirt day, go get ur girl!
Mate: Is it December 5th?
Me: yesss!!

December 5 by Knockonocksir136 November 29, 2020

December 5 

Sucking toe day lol

Me: what day is it
Oh
Its december 5

Sasha sucks toe uwu

December 5 by Anonymous uwuwuwuuwuwu November 1, 2019

December 5 

National grab penis day
On this day anyone may grab any penis they please. Just make sure to let go!

*grabs david’s penis*
david: “what the fuck”
me: “It’s December 5, national grab penis day!”
david: “Ohhh I gotchu”

December 5 by crippled4lifepolarbear December 4, 2019

December 5 

The day that Jack and Lexi get together

Person 1: when did Jack and Lexi get together ?
Person 2: December 5

December 5 by Bruhhhhhhh don’t be taken December 3, 2020

December 5 

December 5 is national hook up with your ex day so kiss your ex.

Jimmy “It’s December 5”
Derek “oh no now i have to kiss jessica”

December 5 by bennyb070707 December 2, 2020

december 5 

Sinterklaas, the day you can eat an infinite amount of pepernoten.

It's december 5 aka Sinterklaas, I'm gonna prop myself vol with pepernoten.

december 5 by I'm a 100 % that bitch December 6, 2019