cold cupboard

The fridge. Typically the fridge where the beers are.

Oi Ash! Get us a couple of cans out of the cold cupboard ya dog!

cold cupboard by SquirrelNuts84 June 22, 2020

Lady cupboard 

Euphemism for a vagina. No idea how my esteemed work colleague came up with this term. Had us in stitches. Especially as it followed on from an incident involving a 'sprung bristley flap' which is apparently a modern post box but sounds like a viscous lady garden.

I am feeling frisky, I need you to clean out my lady cupboard with your gorgeous tongue.

Lady cupboard by Bazildog November 4, 2020

Flour in the cupboard 

If you are still living with your parents, and your partner starts leaving their junk at your house, it's called "flour in the cupboard"

Brad: I don't think my parents would mind me bringing a girl home
Bobby: They might if she puts her flour in the cupboard

Flour in the cupboard by Wyndstorm December 17, 2008

black cat in a coal cupboard

An analogy to keeping something secret. Or for keeping something dark or quiet.

Gandalf: Is it secret, is it safe?
Frodo: just like a black cat in a coal cupboard!

Employee 1: Who knows about the promotions?
Employee 2: Noone, they are keeping is as black as a black cat in a coal cupboard!

black cat in a coal cupboard by Charcoal44 June 19, 2011

Mud Cupboard 

Noun: Arse, rectum, bum cavity, etc.

She told me she loves it up the mud cupboard but I reckon it's just coz it's closing time and she still hasn't pulled anyone.

Mud Cupboard by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

3901 Cupboard

A well known cupboard inside a Class 180 Adelante train, inside which are several buttons and switches which control the engine.

The infamous Paul Tyreman has starred in many railway safety videos, and over the past decade railway fans have created lots of YTPs of his material. Just search "Paul Tyreman YTP" on YouTube!

Looks like the engine is not working, better check the 3901 cupboard

3901 Cupboard by Mr_Chippy May 31, 2022

custard cupboard

When a girl gets cum in all three holes. Hence in similar fashion of a cupboard

Dude last night I totally gave Sally a custard cupboard

custard cupboard by Rikki tinker January 3, 2023