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crushing 

1. To have a crush on someone.
2. To physically flatten someone.
Jen was crushing Alex.
crushing by Avee September 6, 2007

Crushing Chips 

Anita came home and caught Earl in the barn crushing chips.
Crushing Chips by Sam Hearawls July 20, 2011

Crushing Tush 

Similar to crushing puss. When gay dudes go out looking for man tail.
Bro: Man, I love this song. Gets me in the mood for crushing tush
Dude: You mean crushing puss right?

Bro: ya sure... Pussy...love that stuff

Crushing Cans

When two people with breasts engage in intimate sexual activity facing or on top of each other with their breasts grazing and grinding against each other.
It felt so great when we were crushing cans this morning.
Crushing Cans by Lololololoh February 28, 2023

candy crushing 

Verb.
When a person is lying on their front playing Candy Crush and someone sits on them.
Gah! Dude! Get off. Stop candy crushing me!
candy crushing by loirão July 16, 2014

NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY 

This prestigious day is celebrated on September 27th. This day honors the founding father of this tradition known as Jennifer. The act of leaf crushing all began when Jenny came upon a perfectly dry leaf and decided to crush it, receiving all the pleasures of the sonorous crunch the leaf made as it became one wit the ground.
Surprise motherfoker!
HEY JENNY, HAVE A GREAT NATIONAL LEAF CRUSHING DAY!