Crimping 

A form of scat singing performed by two or more people. The origins of the crimp are commonly credited to Vince Noir and Howard Moon of The Mighty Boosh. But some credit the 1988 Tom Hank's film 'Big' as introducing crimping to the world. Crimps are as previously mentioned, sung by at least 2 people, are contain no "real" music (i.e. acapella), and often contain somewhat surreal lyrics that portray an event which happened to a crimper. The term crimping was coined in a Season 3 episode of The Mighty Boosh, during a scene in which Vince and Howard crimp to two imposters who quickly plagiarize the duo. They later beat them in a crimp-off.

Crimpity crimpity now now
Crimpity crimpity ask me how
Crimpity crimpity humble pie
Crimpity crimpity ping dong
paping ping tong
Crimpity crimpity ping pong

(taken from the crimping freestyle from The Mighty Boosh)

Crimping by das idiot June 25, 2009

cimming 

flicking or dripping male pre-cum in and/or around, male partners mouth or anus.

John heightened Mike's anticipation of a full load of cum on it's way, while cimming his spunky tongue with strands of delight.

cimming by PizOnOff March 20, 2010

cramming 

The sexual practice of inserting objects into a vagina or anus that are significantly larger than the orifice's typical circumference, causing pleasurable stretching.

Jenny and I were cramming last night. She managed to fit an entire Poland Spring bottle in her vagina.

cramming by titsor September 25, 2011

Crumming

The simultaneous act of cumming and crying

guy 1: you ever cry while busting a nut?
guy 2: yeah like 11 times
guy 1: it’s called crumming-wait what the fuck?
guy 2: yeah 6 times were tears of joy, 4 were because the clarity hit hard, and the last one was because the velocity of the load was so high it got in my eye and got infected

Crumming by chucklestheclummer August 5, 2022

pre-festival cramming 

The intense amount of musical cramming done right before a music festival. It requires long hours of surfing, looking up for song lyrics, reading about band biographies and downloading. With the shitload of bands entering the music scene every year, this is especially common among the metal music listeners.

A: I'm going to this festival, and I have no idea what half of the bands sound like!
B: Why the hell are you going then? Well if you must, I bet you've got to do some pre-festival cramming.

pre-festival cramming by lillerarekalkun October 21, 2012

geez o crimminy 

just like "oh my gosh"

Jay-"I want to drink tonight."

Caroline- "Geez o Crimminy, ok me too."

geez o crimminy by JBCH August 10, 2017

Cramming 

Un-lubed Ass- banging.

It was romantic at first, until I decided to start cramming.

Cramming by Doikstra December 21, 2007