crack couple 

A pairing of two people or characters that you would never expect to be romantically compatible. Crack couples are usually meant to be funny, but sometimes they actually happen.

Dom: Matthew Bellamy and Kate Hudson... what a crack couple... it'll never las-WHUUUU????? She's pregnant!?!?!?!

...........................................................................*tear*

crack couple by The One Who Sat The Fuck Down January 16, 2011

couple fever 

When you've met someone that you are crazy about but are not official yet, and every time you see another couple it makes you think about that person non stop giving you a fever.

Oh look another couple walking together.... im gonna get couple fever soon

couple fever by AZnSN November 10, 2017

Couples Day 

Couple day is a day were you spent time with your boyfriend or girlfriend for the entire day this happens every year.

Every Year On November 15th

Hey babe it’s couples day wanna hang out for the day.
Sure!

Couples Day by National Days ™ November 14, 2021

Formspring couple 

A couple whose relationship was formed after one person expressed their feelings for the other on the other's Formspring. After much deliberation, the person figures out who the author was, and returns the favor to the author's formspring. Mainly a characteristic of junior high and high school relationships.

"Brett is such a pushover when he's around Tina. They have such a messed up relationship."
"Well they're a Formspring couple, what do you expect? He didn't even have the balls to tell her how he felt in person."

Formspring couple by jimbobwe93 March 24, 2010

Flaccid Couple 

The opposite of a "power couple." Flaccid Couples are weakened by their relationship status, and continuously becomes worse at activities they used to excel at. Their relationships drains them of their skills, leaving them flaccid and powerless.

Bro 1: Old Jen used to be great at fantasy football, but she's really tanking this year.

Bro 2: Well she's been dating Josh for a while now, they must be a Flaccid Couple.

Both Bros: (weep for their friends)

Flaccid Couple by DaveInchi October 23, 2014

Lavender couple 

When a gay man and a lesbian are married or in a long term relationship and claiming to be straight, usually for social or political reasons.

Julia Gillard and Tim Mathieson are most definitely a lavender couple.

Lavender couple by nathrek July 8, 2009

odd couple 

an extremely mismatched pair of people, an extremely unlikely team or pair of people (from the name of play popularized by movie)

Ellen and Adam are quite the odd couple.

odd couple by The Return of Light Joker April 11, 2008