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Cottage Cheese Catastrophe 

The act of nearly freezing you sperm and then running up on an unexpected victim and slap them with it preferably in the face.
Taylor: " Hey so i was at allisons last night and (slap). OOOOOWWWWWWW!!!!!!!! Dude my ears cold and sticky!!!!

Malik: " Hows that for a cottage cheese catastrophe.

cottage cheese wings 

Giving a girl oral sex during a yeast infection.
Dude, I earned my cottage cheese wings last night.
cottage cheese wings by KY Jellie September 1, 2006

cottage cheese booty 

Oh man, her booty looks nasty , she has a cottage cheese booty.
cottage cheese booty by WhoKee November 12, 2013

cottage cheese legs 

The legs of a woman that have various noticible dimples due to the amount of cellulite.
That fat girl needs a different prom dress. Her cottage cheese legs are showing.

Cottage Cheese Cunt 

A very lose, very fatty vagina.
Generally has 3 or more STD's.
"Man she had a nasty cottage cheese cunt"
Cottage Cheese Cunt by Storrrrmmm September 3, 2011

cottage cheese thighs 

fat thighs, flabby and heavy thighs
Cottage cheese thighs are not trivial when you think about how much fat, cholesterol, and blood sugar the person posessing them has.