Sleep Coma 

Never waking up for anything during a long duration of sleep.

ex. ' i slept 18 hours without going to the bathroom or anything, i was in sleep coma'

Sleep Coma by ChrisXPPro October 18, 2008

Sex Coma 

Happens after a very long sex session , where immediately following sex you can't/don't want to move or do anything so you fall asleep and you can't wake up for at least 2-4 hours potentially even longer.

Babe I am never going to get anything done if you don't stop putting me in sex coma's all week.

Women: Babe you put me into a deep sex coma earlier.
Man: Oh yeah how long love?
Women: About 3 hours .
Man: Damn I'm good.

Sex Coma by Trouble869 October 21, 2016

sex coma 

The time immediately preceding sex when you lose awareness and control of your actions, allowing hormones to work their magic.

Asexual Friend: "You seriously didn't even notice that you fell off the bed?!"
Sexual Friend: "No, I was in sex coma. Everything just seems kind of blurry."

sex coma by coma addict August 22, 2007

soma coma 

A term phrased for the act of eating soma muscle relaxers in large quantities,thus leading to the following effects:

*sudden feeling of head being very heavy
*inpaired speech and slurring of words
*all motor skills compromised
*feeling like you are in a temporary coma state where you are awake but not able to funtion
*waking up in a random place thinking WTF?!

"last night i was so messed up, i was popping somas like skittleS!!!!!"

"i'm in a soma coma, take me to the hospital!!"

soma coma by Caylie, Cammie and Alicia May 24, 2008

sex coma 

When guys fall asleep immediately after sex. (similar to a food coma: feeling sleep after a meal.)

After we finished I got hit by a sex coma and fell right asleep.

sex coma by scream803463 October 21, 2010

spaghetti coma 

When you have eaten a lot of spaghetti or any other comparable pasta and minutes after eating all motor functions slow down and you really want to pass out.

1. Bill: "I made the mistake of eating spaghetti on my lunch break. I was in a spaghetti coma for the rest of my shift and my register wound up being short 200 dollars."

spaghetti coma by wolfbert August 29, 2009

snackers coma

Snack food eating induced coma

A snackers coma is when you start eating something, such as a large bag of potato crisps, and you start reading the fridge/wall/cork board/newspaper and then you 'wake up' from your snakers coma and realise that you have eaten the WHOLE BAG. The chance of this happens increases exponentionally when under the influence of recreational drink or drugs.

snackers coma by WIFE OF KEITH JOHN February 3, 2010