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Anal Cavalier 

Pure solid geezer that goes on bare quests in a person's (usually a peng tings) anal passage.
Anal Cavalier by Beltazar November 10, 2017

Chevy Cavalier 

A tri-colored automobile, due to the wearing off of paint, that will progress through a series of equally painful "crap modes" throughout it's far too short life. In these modes, the car will be unable to accelerate, turn on, or perform other necessary tasks. However, despite the world of trouble and pain, the Cavalier instills a sense of fierce loyalty and pride.
(Person A): What is that awful clanking sound?
(Person B): Yeah, that's just B squared D trying to coast into a parking spot, since his car won't accelerate and cuts out everytime he slows below 20 miles per hour.
(Person A): Wow, why does he keep that piece of junk?
(Person B): Are you serious? Man, he has a fierce sense of loyalty toward that beast...until he sold it for $30 to a random guy...
Chevy Cavalier by goat September 13, 2004

Chevy Cavalier 

Easily the worst car in automobile history. Can be found being drivin by pedofile 20 year old men that wear backwards caps and wife beaters.
In attempts to making their car look japanese, these drivers will attach poorly installed underbody lights and unattractive altezza style taillights.
"That guy driving that Chevy Cavalier should sell his car, buy a gun with the money, and shoot himself."
Chevy Cavalier by Pompey-San November 28, 2003

Chevy Cavalier 

A Cheaply manufactured foreign car that has a General Motors badge on it. Build quality is nothing short of terrible. None of the parts fit right. Vital components tend to break before non vital ones (Ignition breaks before the stereo does), With it's tiny, emission-control choked I-4 it sounds as cheap as it is.
Has a terribly short life expectancy.
Me: Wow. We have a 98 Cavalier in the shop already, eh? What Happened?
Dan: What didn't? The timing belt snapped like glass dipped in dry-ice, the ignition won't turn, the starter is history, and it's stuck in 3rd gear.
Me: I see... How many miles does it have on it.
Dan: About 63K.

See also Mechanic's Friend

St-Louis-Cavalier

Somewhat unknown member of YuGiOh Etc who found this site after WhipperSnapper posted a link to it and is now writing a definition of his screen name for no purpose whatsoever
St-Louis-Cavalier by guess who... January 27, 2005

shnauzer cavalier 

The cutest dog in the world, and kinda stupid
wuzzzz daaaaaaat?
Is a shnauzer cavalier.