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carlisle 

A small town northwest of Boston, adjacent to Concord. Although there is no definitive town center, and there is no legit place to hang after school, it is still a great town. We have Kimball's. Concordians like to make fun of Carlislians, saying that they are cow-tipping hicks who live in the middle of nowhere. The truth is that Carlisle is as much in the woods as any other town around here, just ask anyone from the City. Carlisle merely doesn't have a commercial center, otherwise it would be identical to Concord. Carlisle also owns all of Concord's music programs combined. Plus, we have Kimball's.
Guy #1: "Hey man, want to hang out tomorrow?"
Guy #2: "Sure, your house or mine?"
Guy #1: "My house, you live in Carlisle."

Concordian 1: "Hey, wanna go hang in the gas station parking lot?"
Concordian 2: "Sure, we're so much cooler than those Carlislians."

Most kids from Concord have never been to Carlisle, and yet they still make judgements.

Inner City Youth #1: "Could you ever imagine living out in the woods? In the boondies?"
Inner City Youth #2: "Yeah, I know, right? Like, in Concord, they're all such hicks. I'd go insane."
carlisle by JockoAccidente September 5, 2008

New Carlisle 

Smaller town located in North-Western Indiana. Small population and few to no afro-americans.Wanna be thugs who live in cornfields, but get made fun of by all the kids who like to party. Also lies on 3 different types of geographically items; area code cut off (219,574) county line (laporte, st joe) and time zone ( eastern, central).
Joe- Wanna go to a party in New Carlisle?

Steve- sure what time?

Joe- 7

steve- is that town time or slow time?

Joe- town time, nerd.

Steve- Ight

Bob- What county?

Joe/Steve- Good question

Careless Whisper 

The act of queefing out semen from one's vagina.
"We were scared when I finished and realized that I didn't wear a condom, but she put me at ease with her Careless Whisper."
Careless Whisper by tubadude62 September 9, 2011

New Carlisle 

A small town in Ohio that's made up of wiggers, illegal mexicans, and racist white people.
Dude, look at all the wigger bitches! Where are we?

New Carlisle.

carlisle 

someone really hot and beautiful who everyone wants to be around. has an amazing personality, one of the nicest people in the entire world who is friends with everyone.
god i want carlisle
A badass girl who is gorgeous, bright-minded, and humble. perfect girlfriend and has a killer sex life !
Boy1: Damn niggha, did yo see Carlise today?
Boy2: Yeah, just looking at her gave me a boner!
Carlise by c_bby* August 29, 2009