A man or woman who has numerous whitewater canoes that he or she can paddle whenever they please. However, sometime the other canoes getjealous and canoe drama ensues.
Verb. Canoe Croissant (plural canoe croissants) (slang) A sexual act when a woman sits on a man’s face and she tastes like a canoe that’s been in Lake Erie too long, but he eats it anyways.
We were going to town and then she gave me a canoe croissant. The life guard should have shut that beach down a long time ago.