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Call me later 

A polite way of saying fuck off i'm busy.
*Harry is doing something important when his phone rings*

John: "Hey man you coming out tonight?"
Harry: " Yeah yeah call me later"
John: "Fuck you asshole."

*John hangs up*
Call me later by Geddon November 9, 2009

CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING 

I'm scared too but I'd rather deal with it than have you deal with it
"Hey mom i'm headed out!"

"CALL ME IF YOU NEED ANYTHING!"

call_me_diablo_ 

a user on tiktok who kins akutagawa and loves mushitaro. doesn’t ship odazai
have u heard of call_me_diablo_?

yeahhh she’s so prettyyy but don’t forget she kins emo guy diablo
call_me_diablo_ by suegikuskk February 22, 2022

Call me Ishmael 

Iconic opening line of Herman Melville's book "Moby Dick".
Also a clever phrase used to signal the sighting of fat chick insinuating she is as big as a whale. (i.e. Moby Dick; the white whale)
John: Woah dude, look at that fat chick over there

Jack: Call me Ishmael!
Call me Ishmael by Captain-Ahab December 23, 2012

call me carson 

A sexy person that is truly a god at minecraft, and has a big mine shaft.
Subscribe to Call Me Carson on youtube.
call me carson by svdbiolbzj October 11, 2019

Call Me By Your Name 

-Hey Samuel, let's read this signed copy of the holy bible titled "call me by your name".

-Sure, i can read, i exist outside of a grey box and i'm not merely an invented conversation between two guys.