Magical Butter 

Magical Butter is what people call weed butter, cannabutter and pot butter. People use the butter to make cookies or brownies.

It is also the name of the machine that makes pot butter, weed butter, cannabutter, cannaoil, green dragon, and tincture.

I used Magical Butter in my pot brownies, and I still haven't landed. I only eat cookies if they are Magical Butter cookies?

Magical Butter by Pot Brownies March 30, 2013

Amish Moon Butter 

The process of churning piss with your dick, in the ass of Amish-folk.

**Courtesy of GOONS**

Jebediah gave Mary Beth the ol' Amish Moon Butter after last night's sermon.

Amish Moon Butter by MisterGLUb May 10, 2023

butter the turd cutter

you butter the turd cutter before you hit her in the shitter or pump her in the dumper or mow her turd blower

That slut tells me I can do whatever I wanted so I'm gonna butter the turd cutter then meat her bean steamer.

butter the turd cutter by Irving Fryer October 11, 2011

Butter your nut 

After you cum on a girls tits, face or body and use your cock to spread the cum like butter on bread.

Butter your nut all over my huge tits baby

Butter your nut by Muckyfingers82 November 1, 2021

BustedPosters 

So shit, BustedPosters are as lame as BustedTees.
No win.
See also Fail

When i first saw those bustedposters ads, i thought Urban Dictionary got hacked by lame jokas

BustedPosters by An0nymous..... June 7, 2009

Peanut Butter Knife 

The knife you used to make a peanut butter sandwhich that you set near the sink, because you’re not sure if you’re done using it. Can be used metaphorically to refer to something else.

•“Hey don’t do dishes, my peanut butter knife is by the sink. I might be hungry later.”

•“If you don’t want to be friends with her again why don’t you just deny her friend request?”
“Well, I might want to sleep with her again at some point sooo, lol. *shrug* She’s my peanut butter knife.”

“I made sure to leave on good terms with my old job in case I need them to be my peanut butter knife next summer.”

Peanut Butter Knife by But Sects June 14, 2021

butter my eggroll 

An idiom that means making someone happy or to have pleasure.
This is derived from a Vine.

Mary is so nice! She always butters my eggroll!
Can you do me a favor? It would butter my eggroll!

butter my eggroll by BadHeckingBobba March 12, 2018