bookending 

To arrive at work before, and depart from work after, your lazy-ass coworkers.

Tom is very unhappy that he's been bookending his jackass boss Harry.

bookending by Jeff Hizzle January 14, 2008

bookend nonsense 

a term used by the older cenile generation referring to their lack of knowledge regarding modern day technology

"I don't understand this GPS system. This is all bookend nonsense!"

bookend nonsense by Nephilium November 13, 2011

Bookend 

(verb) 1) A term used by someone who is too complacent to admit another person is awesome.

The guys in room E12 keep calling me a bookend.

Hey, check out that bookend!

I wish I was a bookend.

Bookend by Shredding Freakenstein99 March 29, 2012

Bookend 

To fuck someone first in and orgy and then be the last guy to fuck them.

I totally bookended Charlie in the orgy last night

Bookend by I'mNotaBottom July 17, 2016

Bookend 

When you receive oral sex when you wake up, and when you fall asleep, in the same day.
A Matching Bookend would be with the same partner

Sue is such a great wife, I get Matching Bookends whenever I ask.

Bookend by Rodneylr July 6, 2016

Bookend boyfriends 

Gay boyfriends who look and dress similarly; like two bookends.

Nick and Cody could be twins. Total bookend boyfriends.

Bookend boyfriends by LBGMT April 17, 2018

Bookend LOLs

When a "lol" appears towards the start and another at the end of a text to portray a lighthearted tone, yet in reality the sender is likely nervous or passive aggressive.

Examples of Bookend LOLs

"lol I can't wait to see you! lol"

"lol we should go out and grab coffee, then maybe swing by my place later lol"

Bookend LOLs by Phillyroch November 30, 2018