beefy bongos

when a female tits are very very giant

"look at this new pic from kim k"

"look at her beefy bongos"

beefy bongos by Owner of duckazon March 19, 2023

Playing the hairy bongos 

Rhythmically tapping the male testicles on an alternate basis. Usually whilst humming the Um Bongo theme .

"So I decided to to try something different tonight. I was playing the hairy bongos with Charlie Sheen and he loved it."

Playing the hairy bongos by Hann Kasra May 4, 2016

fudgey bongos 

a more polite way of saying the commonly used phrase "fucking hell". this is a rarely used term as only those who are clever and sexy enough use it, such as laura bristow, jonny lee and toolbox tom

" oh fudgey bongos"
"fudgey bongos that bastard has stolen my penny farthing"

fudgey bongos by Laura/Jonny/Toolbox Tom March 28, 2007

shitty bongos 

When things have gone tits up

"Shitty bongos I've got to stay late at work "

shitty bongos by Praggawaggas May 27, 2016

Brazillian Bongos 

When a female grabs the males penis and proceeds to smack if off her tits repeatedly, producing a drumlike sound resembling a bongo.

Last night Dria was giving gimpy the brazillian bongos when gimpy burst out into song.

Brazillian Bongos by D-rape July 7, 2006

Titty Bongos 

Where the traditional art form of bongo playing is replicated using a new medium... i.e. the woman's titty.

My DD partner and I received a standing ovation for our titty bongos version of the 1812 overture.

Titty Bongos by The titty bongo maestro September 10, 2011

gods bongos 

heavenly tits brought about from the gods to torture and insnare the feeble minded

dude, I was playing gods bongos and lost all my money. Can I get a loan ?

gods bongos by celeste tits April 15, 2020