shit blocked 

When you go into a public bathroom to take a dump and the stalls are occupied prohibiting you from doing your business.

I just went into the office bathroom and I got shit blocked by my boss!

shit blocked by john coulda woulda shoulda July 29, 2009

Cloth blocked 

When someone wears the same or similar piece of clothing to the same outing you are at, effectively stopping you from wearing it.

I was totally going to wear my red dress shirt tonight, but Dave cloth blocked me.

Cloth blocked by k3fernan May 31, 2010

Bean Blocked

similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.

Mary Jane: "Yo, Blaze my friend. Wanna pass me the Doritos?"

Blaze: .........

Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.

Bean Blocked by dominickers October 7, 2011

Hyperlink Blocked 

This appears usually when a website blocks hyperlinks. Spamton from DELTARUNE, CHAPTER 2 says this often.

AND I HAVE JUST, THE THING, YOU NEED. THAT'S Hyperlink Blocked.

Hyperlink Blocked by fsdsdsffs April 19, 2022

blonked 

essentially means to be high, but can be used in any case where the person is bugging out.

"Dude I hit the bong 4 times yesterday i was so blonked"

blonked by Eddie Y. August 3, 2007

Broked

A word my cousin tries to convince me exists, only to be proven wrong, and it all ending up with them throwing me out of their room.

YES IT EXISTS, BROKED EXISTS I HAD A TEST WITH IT BEING USED

Broked by NotACecuun December 24, 2018

Taco Blocked 

When your most sober buddy refuses to take the group to Taco Bell at 2:00am after a night of hard drinking.

Man, I'm too drunk to drive anywhere, and John's car is in the driveway. Why won't he drive us to Taco Bell?

Yeah, we got Taco Blocked.

Taco Blocked by Kelly, Brian December 26, 2008