Bringing the Vanilla Ice Cream 

Being the only white person/people at a party.

"Hey man, how was your thing last night?"

"It was pretty fun, but I felt a little out of place because I was bringing the vanilla ice cream."

Bringing the Vanilla Ice Cream by UncleBurton August 22, 2012

Bringing a Knife to a Threesome 

Pop culture euphemism for;
1. Person(s) who kills a good mood, fun killer, party pooper
2. Bringing a highly inappropriate item ill suited for the situation.

Origin:
Based on this ridiculous account;
"In Fargo, N.D., a man, 33, reportedly stabbed another man, 37, during a threesome. The stabbing allegedly occurred when one of the men reportedly refused to switch positions during the sexual romp."

The expression bounces off the old adage Bringing a knife to a gunfight.

"Ah shit, don't invite that guy! He'd bring a knife to a threesome".

"His friend was known for bringing a knife to a threesome, so he wrote a list items they would need; better safe than sorry".

"Who brings a knife to a threesome!? Seriously!"

Bringing a Knife to a Threesome by Stellababe June 8, 2013

Blinding lights lyrics 

I've been tryna call
I've been on my own for long enough
Maybe you can show me how to love, maybe
I'm going through withdrawals
You don't even have to do too much
You can turn me on with just a touch, baby
I look around and
Sin City's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
(Hey, hey, hey)
I'm running out of time
'Cause I can see the sun light up the sky
So I hit the road in overdrive, baby, oh
The city's cold and empty (oh)
No one's around to judge me (oh)
I can't see clearly when you're gone
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
I said, ooh, I'm drowning in the night
Oh, when I'm like this, you're the one I trust
I'm just walking by to let you know (by to let you know)
I can never say it on the phone (say it on the phone)
Will never let you go this time (ooh)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch
(Hey, hey, hey)
I said, ooh, I'm blinded by the lights
No, I can't sleep until I feel your touch

Guy1: “Hey what are the blinding lights lyrics?”
Guy2: “I don’t know let’s look at them on the urban dictionary.”

Blinding lights lyrics by Xirock October 9, 2023

slow blinking 

When you are talking to someone and the only thing coming out of their mouth is complete utter bullshit and you find yourself so lost for words at their stupidity that all you can do is slowblink at them

Slowblink* blinking in slow-motion to show how uninterested you are

Sally: last night at the club all these boys were staring at me,I think they all fancy me

Charlie: *slow blinking*

slow blinking by Tacodelrey June 11, 2014

Blinding Whities 

The ejection of bodily fluids, simultaneously, from both axes. Usually performed on bathroom ware in close proximity.

Sorry boss, can't get there. Had a dodgy, Got the blinding whities.

Blinding Whities by halfpie December 5, 2019

Binging and Purging 

Binging - eating lots of food quickly in a short period of time

Purging - vomiting, laxative abuse, excessive exercise, or fasting

John: I didn't see you after dinner.

Mary: I was fininshed binging at dinner, so I was purging.

John: You were binging and purging?!

Binging and Purging by itschinox February 22, 2011

blinking pink 

The state when a girl is close to giving it up. Sex will almost always follow. A derivative of blinking red.

"How was your night with Sarah." "I was so fucking close, she was blinking pink and everything."

"A real player has her blinking pink in less than five minutes."

blinking pink by c.willi.m November 24, 2005