Bender Bending Rodrieguez

Bender Is Our Robot Lord.

BENDER IS MADE OF:
An Iron-Osmium alloy with a 5% nickel impurity
20%Zinc
40%Titanium
40% Dolomite

BENDER SAYS:
"Have you ever tried simply turning off the TV, sitting down with your children, and hitting them?

BENDER SAYS:
"I came here with a simple dream. A dream, of killing all humans. And is this how it must end? I ask you, who's the real seven billion ton robot monster here? Not I... Not I.

BENDER SAYS:
"BITE MY SHINY, METAL ASS!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~
Amen.

FRY: Wow! A real live robot! Or is that some kind of cheesy new-years costume...?

BENDER: Bite my shiny metal ass!

Bender Bending Rodrieguez by Skinny Pierre February 20, 2005

Blinding Beaver 

Where two partners (male & female) are engaged in the '69' position inside a motor vehicle, while the MALE is driving. Hence, the "beaver" is restricting visibility of the roadways.

Justin was driving on 95N in the slow lane, while Amber began the '69' act of sexual contact. Therefore Justin is experiencing a BLINDING BEAVER moment.

Blinding Beaver by reignMAKER December 14, 2010

Bleeding Deacon 

In the context of a 12-step program like Alcoholics Anonymous, a bleeding deacon is someone in the group who is overly preachy and considers themselves to be the lone voice of reason and source of wisdom. In the eyes of the bleeding deacon, the group would fall apart without them.

Alcoholic 1: "Randy really droned on for a while about the eighth step -- I get it, we're supposed to make direct amends. Sheesh."

Alcoholic 2: "Yeah, he's a real bleeding deacon."

Bleeding Deacon by Joe Incognito November 30, 2010

bleeding heart 

1. a person who is excessively sympathetic to the a plight of a person or group of people

2. a emotionally concerned person

(from the religous picture of the bleeding heart of jesus)

He called me a bleeding heart when he I told him about how bad that place was and how the residents suffered.

bleeding heart by Light Joker August 1, 2007

bleeding out 

a person giving all they have for another. They are willing to do everything in their power to protect that person, and that includes "bleeding out for them".

if the last thing that I do
Is to bring you down
I'm bleeding out for you

bleeding out by boomSwaggah December 23, 2013

Bleeding Massive 

Used often in Dublin, Ireland to signify:

A) Something big

B) Someone who is a legend

Pronounced: Bleedin' Massif

A) It was bleeding massive!
"You won't fit that in me, it's bleeding massive!!"

B) Ah, sure you're only bleeding massive!

Bleeding Massive by Bitchiness October 25, 2010

Blinding Lights 

A 2019 song by The Weeknd, included in his album After Hours. The song got so much popularity that it got more than 2000 billion streams in Spotify, and in 2021 is still on top of many charts around the world, including Billboard Hot 100.

A: Have you heard Blinding Lights?
B: Yes, I love it!

Blinding Lights by ivrugue March 2, 2021