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fake blacking

The overuse of the letter 'z' at inappropriate times to mimic the ever desirable ebonics spoken in African American communities, typically performed by a young white male only in the company of other white individuals.
White guy #1:
"My fantasy football team was spizzanked last night, damn you Matt Ryan."

White guy #2:
"You're going to have horrible karma for all of that fake blacking, so stop."
fake blacking by DfaceO September 8, 2014
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All-Blacking 

A synonym for choking in the sporting sense.

A reference to the perceived under-achievements by the New Zealand All Blacks in Rugby World Cup history - always starting favourites, failing in the big games.
Jana Novotna seriously All-Blacked against Steffi Graff in the 1993 Wimbledon final.

Greg Norman was a serial All-Blacker in major tournaments.

New Zealand Rugby team has a history of All-Blacking in Rugby World Cups.
All-Blacking by KnightSmithJones September 12, 2011

Jack Blacking 

When a metal head leaves their usual listening stance and enters a full body spasm including strange facial and hand gestures, possibly paired with mouth guitar noises due to quality heavy music.
My girlfriend caught me Jack Blacking to Gojira in the bathroom last night and now she won't return my calls.
Jack Blacking by Raven_ousx December 18, 2021

men in blacking 

To erase so it appears as following events never occurred. Commonly used on Facebook by deleting comments in a thread.
Edward and Alec were arguing over my profile picture on Facebook. It was so embarrassing I told them I'm men in blacking their comments.
men in blacking by The Teen Dream October 30, 2013

Backing your fist 

(Vulgar) Jamaican slang
Refers to the act of pulling the penis back and forth with the hand in the shape of a fist, usually till ejaculation occurs.

To masturbate or jerk off
Everyday, a big man like you just stays at your yard, backing your fist. Waste man style that, dawg!

blackino 

1) Blackino was the name of a famous cat owned by G. Craig Hobbs. Blackino was derived from the word "blacky" and the word "no" and resulted from the youthful indiscretions of a young cat named "blacky" whose name morphed into the affectionate, and Italian-inflected "blackino".

2) A hybrid name, synthesizing distinct invectives into an affectionate resultant.
Blacky no! (purrrrr)
Blackino
blackino by gcraighobbs March 5, 2009

Olympic Cock blocking 

cock blocking at a level so high, that you cant believe the person that is attempting to prevent you from gettin some play is still trying. so it can only be known as the Olympic level. this person will try to pull out every excuse to prevent you from having a good time, whether boy/girl, even if it means making a bullshit excuse or story to avoid a possible score for you. these people are basically trying to play defense when they are already down by six TD's in the end of the fourth and you are guaranteed the trophy and all that shit.
the party is coming to an end and Im vibin' really good with this one chick. but some asshole is tryna get in the way of my score with this chick and i hurdled all his shit like it was the olympics. he tried to invite other people to stop me from gettin my girl, he jumped into every convo we was tryna have. this dick even tried to critisize some small stuff like the color of my shirt to make me look like a shithead. yo even tried to split a cab with me an my girl but my girl set him straight by saying she was going home with me and thats when everybody at the party knew his ass was tryna cock block at an olympic level,so it could only be described as Olympic Cock blocking.