Benedict Armani

The term describing your girlfriend's gay male friend who constantly makes you look bad.

"John's girlfriend just told him that her best friend Russ said all men with roving eyes are cheaters and don't value her. Once again, he found himself the victim of that Benedict Armani."

Benedict Armani by Max1mus October 17, 2006

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benedictus

A blessed guy who likes music

That Benedictus sure likes music

benedictus by Dougus Dimmadomus September 24, 2020

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Eggs Benedict Tits

A nice pair of tits seen at breakfast time. The term was popularized in Joe Walsh's 1983 song "I.L.B.T.'s (I Love Big Tits)."

I like tits for breakfast... eggs Benedict tits!

Eggs Benedict Tits by beekthafreek April 22, 2015

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roast beefed

(v.) 1.{literal} ~(ing) is the act of throwing a sandwich, commonly a roast beef sandwich (in a plastic sandwich bag) at an unsuspecting passer-by. 2.{general} to be ~ is to be unsuspectingly attacked, defeated, or rendered into a humiliating situation.

1.
Dude.. did you hear? Will Roast Beefed this random choir dude in the hall.

2.
Shoaib: Aww no that was my last life...
Miranda: YOU JUST GOT RAOST BEEFED!

3.
Parsons: {playing Killer Bunnies} AHHHH I just got Roast Beefed!

roast beefed by Ap Physics May 16, 2006