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battered rat 

slang term for female genetalia that resembles a rodent that has been kicked down an alley
"that girl i got last night took her thong off and out jumped a battered rat"
battered rat by missfarahk October 20, 2008

Battered Fish 

when someones foot has such bad athletes foot or verrucas it looks like a battered fish.
Battered Fish by MUSLIM+GARDENER October 2, 2009

battered chickens 

An elite server online for Medal Of Honor Allied Assault Spearhead. Its very prestigious and difficult to get onto, as it is usually full.

Regular hangout of MoneyMoneyMoney and DevilKiller
Opening message: Welcome to the battered chickens spearhead server...
battered chickens by GMWJ November 13, 2007

battered pony 

The art of having intercourse with someone after they have been smeared with faeces. The most common practice is having intercourse with three particapents, the third smears the one being fucked (ridden - hense the 'pony')with shit (the 'batter'), making sure that they do not notice in the heat of the moment.
Matt Lee: "i sure enjoyed being covered with shit by Josh Harris whilst being pounded up the ass by his mother, i was one heck of a battered pony. "
battered pony by george + fred August 29, 2007

Battered Sluts Syndrome 

A naieve baby hooker that dates a well-known douchebag just to get props for doing so and walks away with nothing

...well sometimes if they are lucky something to remember them by like a STD or a bastard child but besides that nothing.
"After giving him my virginity & 3 weeks of dating the only thing i am walking away with is Battered Sluts Syndrome."

battered unit 

A Corn Dog. They have a batter on the exterior and a unit "Hot Dog" on the interior.
Jose: Paul what did you bring for lunch.

Paul: Two battered units and a powerade.
battered unit by Macadaddysheib February 12, 2017