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Batista's Dick 

Something only xpac knows
"How big is batista's dick? Its like this fuckin big"

One Night in Batista 

An underground pornography which featured current WWE superstar Batista and one unknown male accomplice. Towards the end, Batista powerbombed his lover through the bed, injuring him severely. Consequently, it has been removed from the internet for fear of lawsuit.
One Night in Batista was the most erotic porno I've ever seen.

Fulgencio Batista 

The dictator of Cuba before Fidel Castro. He served as the elected president of Cuba from 1940 to 1944 and the us-backed military dictator of Cuba from 1952 to 1959. He repressed political opponents and killed an estimated 20,000 people. He made the country a country of gambling, prostitution and drugs.
Fulgencio Batista was the military dictator of Cuba between 1952 and 1959.
Fulgencio Batista by LumiNyte March 7, 2021

Doing a Batista 

Doing a Batista is when someone is circling around something and can't catch it for some odd reason. The source of this expression comes from the game Rocket League when a famous player - Batista - tried to catch a boost for a long time.
I can't help you, because I'm doing a Batista at this boost.
Doing a Batista by zh3ng January 25, 2017

Bitter batista 

Someone who swings their arms fast in VR
Holy shit did you see that bitch Bitter Batista?
Bitter batista by Jayne Doew November 23, 2021

A batista 

Lifting unimaginably heavy weight like it’s a bag of feathers
*deadlifts 495* Yo dude I just pulled a batista
A batista by Aj_theboi December 1, 2021