bettering 

when a significant-other preens his or her loved-one in the morning, or before a party, so that the loved-one appears better socially in order to better represent the significant-other’s choice in a mate

Me: “My girlfriend keeps choosing the outfits that I wear to work, and she also combs my hair every morning.” Friend: “Yeah, she’s bettering you...”

bettering by saucyBdog August 19, 2019

Banoring 

Extremely uninteresting and tedious; a more extreme version of boring.

"My math teacher is so banoring"

Banoring by vdm1337 August 6, 2022

bastering 

A corruption of the colloquial nonword adjective 'bastarding,' commonly used by one in the throes of a sudden effusive rage.

Most frequently pronounced without the g, i.e. basterin'.

How many fucking times do I have to trip over that cunting rug before someone MOVES the bastering thing?!?

bastering by Andy Sword October 9, 2009

BANTERPIG 

phrase used to refer to a male whos banter is good but looks like a pig. insult.

pig of banterous nature
"hey BANTERPIG hows it goin?"

BANTERPIG by butegirls November 28, 2009

nerd-bateing 

To arguee about a nerdy or geeky topic or subject.

Kevin and Marcos were nerd-bateing all through lunch about how to pronounce "klingon" from star trek.

nerd-bateing by LMxDurgex December 26, 2008

battering ram 

When nailing a chick, banging her so hard that when you thrust you end up slamming her head clear through the headboard. IF done correctly and with enough force, you might just be able to crack the dry wall of your shitty apartment.

Dude A: Dude, I'd so battering ram Megan Fox.
Dude B: Yea man.

battering ram by pm.mk August 4, 2007

The German Battering Ram 

When a male or female inserts their fist in the partners stinkhole with a mighty thrust!

"You better watch out because i will suprise you with the German Battering Ram!"

The German Battering Ram by The Fister October 4, 2004