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Ashlee Simpson

World's most prestigous hoe-down pop-star. Well known for the "oh-shit-they're-playing-the-wrong-song dance." Pop stars are usually notorious for lip-synching, but they don't go on interviews to talk down upon it, and get caught doing it on national TV afterwards.
The younger one is confused about her singing, and the older one is confused about whether chicken of the sea is really chicken or fish.
Ashlee Simpson by 1.8T October 28, 2004
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One who can't sing. One who blames non talent on others. One who is booed before performance, and off the stage at the Orange Bowl. Also, a failure worthy of their own petition online demise.
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

See also; Milli Vanilli, Failure, Fugly
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html
ashlee simpson by Eric Smithson January 30, 2005

ashlee simpson face

A chick who would look good if her nose, eyes, and mouth were in proper proportion to each other.
"I'd of done her, but she had a fierce ashlee simpson face."
ashlee simpson face by T-Bone223 December 23, 2008
The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She's funny and smart, very cute and can set your heart on fire with just a look or a light touch. She's super hot and makes everyone jealous with her good looks. You won't be able to get her off your mind. Once you've had ashlee there is nothing better.
Person 1: See that girl over there? I can't get her out of my head!
Person 2: yeah her names ashlee
Ashlee by CheeseHoe. March 7, 2011
Ashlee is the best person you can meet and is very Beautiful and fun to be around. She is very lovable and if you find her dont let go of her you will make a bad decision.
Gyann: Hey have you seen Ashlee?
Jensi: Yeah she is Awesome!
Ashlee by Derpyturtleman June 18, 2017

Pull an Ashlee 

When you've been holding your bowels for too long and quickly have to make a mad dash for the can at work with air freshener in hand!
Holy cow my belly hurts, I'm going to pull an Ashlee!
Pull an Ashlee by dentaldiva85 December 20, 2016
A really fantastic girl who is nice to a lot of people! She is beautiful, caring, and knows how to make people happy. Ashleey is the greatest friend anyone could ask for!
Did you see Ashleey today? She sat by someone who everyone was making fun of and was a friend to them!
Ashleey by Lasagna_Cat November 11, 2016