National eat a short person 

February 2nd is the day that you can eat a short person anyone who is short RUN!!

*eats cutely*

Friend:*in stomach voice* WTF

Me:I can finally eat you now
Me: It’s national eat a short person day

National eat a short person by SmeggsySponge274682 December 21, 2020

National abuse a short person day 

The day where a person can *abuse a short person* *without permission*

It allows any type of abuse.

13 June, National abuse a short person day

National abuse a short person day by ggmrdoodn October 26, 2020

Dumber than a short haired red-head 

Whenever someone is being a complete moronic douche-bag of a whore, it is common to call them this name. Only use in cases where the women looks like an ugly lesbain.

Guy #1: Man that bitch uses the word Retarded while her kid looks Autistic!

Guy #2: That ugly stupid bitch is dumber than a short haired red-head.

Dumber than a short haired red-head by Bitch Imsmarterthanyou February 14, 2012

get a short

To take a drag off of someone elses cigarette

Yo man let me get a short off that nailnail dude

get a short by keith August 9, 2003

Hop-a-short 

To become increasingly more hyper.

If you drink too much Red Bull- You become hop-a-short.

Hop-a-short by Jack Lannie December 29, 2007

Popping a short-handed Joe 

“Popping a short-handed Joe” is the expression of fisting a handicapped human in the anus with half a hand.

“Mind popping a short-handed Joe on me? I really need that after my long day at work!”
“Sure, no worries!”

Popping a short-handed Joe by chinese_dogman February 20, 2021

Throw A Short Person Day 

Every year, on October 21st, you are granted 5 free passes to throw a person that is 5'8" and under.

Joe- "hey, It's October 21st, sorry Zach, but it's National Throw a Short Person day, and your too short, I have to throw you.
Zach- "Fuck you Joe" - gets yeeted off the loading dock

Throw A Short Person Day by kneegrowinatree September 18, 2023