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crack-in-a-can 

Energy drinks that are loaded up with so much shit, it's basically a legal liquid form of speed.
I looovvee Red Bull. It's like crack-in-a-can.
crack-in-a-can by DarkNova April 15, 2002

Opening a can of whoop-ass

(Verb) The act of unleashing a beat-down upon a human being
The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.

middle of a can tab 

if you are able to get the middle of the can tab fully in tact then if you give it to someone you can cash it out for a kiss
hey *hands middle of a can tab* gotta give me a kiss now
middle of a can tab by ejdhne June 14, 2021

Shower in a can 

deoderant, used when time is short or the showers aren't working. Usually in a post-sport setting
Hey Grant, got any shower in a can? Can't be arsed haing a shower, need a beer
Shower in a can by Al January 26, 2005

crack in a can 

Red Bull; it's crack in a can! - Dave Chappelle
crack in a can by zomgwtflolbbq April 10, 2007

Open up a can of whoop-ass 

What 'The Rock' does.