cum in a can

girl I cant have a baby so I went to Walmart and bought cum in a can

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crack-in-a-can

Energy drinks that are loaded up with so much shit, it's basically a legal liquid form of speed.

I looovvee Red Bull. It's like crack-in-a-can.

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(Verb) The act of unleashing a beat-down upon a human being

The drunk dumbfuck wouldn't stop talking shit, so I began by opening a can of whoop-ass on him; now he's being treated for a broken jaw.

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if you are able to get the middle of the can tab fully in tact then if you give it to someone you can cash it out for a kiss

hey *hands middle of a can tab* gotta give me a kiss now

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deoderant, used when time is short or the showers aren't working. Usually in a post-sport setting

Hey Grant, got any shower in a can? Can't be arsed haing a shower, need a beer

Shower in a can by Al January 26, 2005

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Red Bull; it's crack in a can! - Dave Chappelle

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What 'The Rock' does.

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