Behind a rock for five minutes

The best place and time to get your Venison Varnished

You don't want to date her, you just want her to Varnish your Venison behind a rock for five minutes.

Behind a rock for five minutes by Greasyknowledge April 21, 2026

and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed 

Some stories are so boring, even adding and then I found five dollars won't save them. Adding "and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed" to the end of your boring ass story, will validate for your friends all that time and facial expressiveness they just wasted listening to it, and they will remember why they are friends with you in the first place, because a friend with weed is a friend indeed.

"Oh man, Friday, I really wanted an egg salad sandwich and I was just obsessing about it and I was like, 'Man, I'm gonna make one of those.' So Saturday, I went out and got, like, a dozen eggs and then I boiled them all and I just, I spent, I dunno, probably three hours, like three and a half hours making, you know, the mayonnaise, and the onions and paprika and, you know, the necessary accoutrement. And then, by the time I was done, I didn't really feel like like eating it...and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed..."

"Bet you felt like eating the sandwich then! Oh man, when are we hanging out, Andy?"

and then I found five dollars and a bag of weed by SchoolSaboteur May 15, 2010

a date with Pam and her five friends

masturbate
wank
jack off
Stroke the Salami
tug-o-war with the Cyclops
the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger.

"Jimmy couldn't find a real date, so instead had a date with Pam and her five friends."

a date with Pam and her five friends by Johnny Pot Smoker September 3, 2003

Five Guys and a Chick 

Noun - A variation of the McGangbang from McDonalds. Instead of the McDonalds menu items, the sandwich is assembled using a Double Cheeseburger from a Five Guys restaurant and a chicken sandwich from Chick-Fil-A. Assembling the sandwich must involve planning and teamwork, as the components must be purchased at two different restaurants. The term, originating in Huntington, WV, is a play on the concept and title of the McGangbang, as well as the names of the two restaurants where the compontents must be purchased. Like the McGangbang the sandwich is better than the sum of its parts; possibly the greatest sandwich ever.

Person 1: What should we do for lunch?

Person 2: If we run to Ashland, there is a Chick-Fil-A and a Five Guys right next to each other. We can do Five Guys and a Chick.

Five Guys and a Chick by Facetious_T October 21, 2011

a little too Fab Five

1. To behave effiminently.
2. An object or item with effeminate or homosexual overtones.

Derived from the Fab Five, the five gay men who offer fashion and lifestyle advice to non-gay men on the Bravo Network series "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy."

Tony, don't you think those low rise bell-bottom pants and the midriff-bearing shirt you're wearing are just a little too Fab Five?

a little too Fab Five by Led Zeppole October 4, 2003

five, four, and a door 

a residential pile of vomit known as a 'colonial-style' house, characterised by vinyl siding, paste-on shutters, and gypsum board covering every interior wall and ceiling.

Named for the five windows on the second floor, and centered main entry door flanked by two windows on either side. Often, they are accompanied by a paste-on two-car garage which serves as the real main entry door for the house, even though the gas-guzzling soccer-mom-mobile known as an Expedition or Escalade is too big to fit inside.

The cancerous sprawling suburbs of Northern Virginia (NoVA) are the five, four, and a door capital of the world.

The arch-nemesis of architecture.
The domicile of yuppies.
The telltale sign of facadomy at work.

If I see one more development spring up full of five, four, and a doors, I'm going to slit my wrists with my drafting triangle and shove my compass into my eye.

five, four, and a door by elemental July 10, 2005

five case on a three 

Wearing expensive clothes with a shitty body is like hiding your shitty iPhone 3 with a 5 case.

Erin: "Wow! Lookit that girl wearing Oscar De La Renta!"
Marco: "Muffin top, spider veins, and a Spock ear... clearly, it's a five case on a three . "

five case on a three by Terio Marin June 17, 2016