Zaniyah 

This girl is a freak . When she is in her freak mode it’s hard to go back when she wants sex she’ll have it without turning back this girl will rock your world her smile will brighten up anybody’s day her smile is gorgeous her smile is unforgettable you could have been a zaniyah you do not wanna lose is Her she will rock your world no matter what if you lose her I feel bad for you

Zaniyah ur such a freak 👅💦

Zaniyah by Aaliyah Anderson June 10, 2018

zanism 

Zanism is “act-ually” a religion formed in the early ‘90’s as an attempt to escape the tyranny of sanity without falling into the prison of insanity. We reject the sanity/insanity dichotomy and embrace “zanity” in its stead. Zanism is not a religion of beliefs. We believe in disbelief.

Zanism is influenced by some (not all) of the sayings of Buddha, Loa-Tzu, Jesus Christ, Niels Bohr, Warner Heisenberg, and Bokonon among others. To understand zanism, we examine why religion exists at all. Then, we capture that impulse--and squash it. You may think this is a joke, but we're as serious as Yorick’s skull.

After your conversion to zanism you're welcome to free yourself of it again and again unto infinity. In deference to Lao-Tzu, we like to think of Zanism as “the path that makes no sense.”

While zanism has no beliefs, it does have several tentative tenets.

1. On Belief: If you believe in zanism, you aren't a zanist.

2. On Earth: Treat the Earth as if you depend upon it.

3. On Salvation: Salvation isn't guaranteed.

4. On God: If there's a god, you're here to amuse her. And—she’s amused.

5. On Violence: We acknowledge that non-violence takes astonishing guts.

6. On Love: Just do it.

7. On Individuality: Dance dust dance!!

8. On Nonsense: Sense makes no sense and no sense makes sense.

9. On Hamlet: It’s a play on words.

10. On Hope: Refer to love.

zanism by Artaran September 14, 2008

Zaniel

A Zaniel is a smart caring and handsome guy he is very attractive around girls and is very friendly and dedicated to make sure his friends are happy

"Omggg did you see Zaniel he looks so sexyy"

Zaniel by HotGirl6999Xx September 16, 2020

zanika 

Greatest person you'll ever meet. Creative AF. Loves her friends and they absolutely adore her perfect hair.. err I mean personality. Yes. She's amazingly intelligent and gorgeous even so.

You are perfect Zanika. I love your perfectly, amazing, glossy hair.

zanika by swaa.ytx April 19, 2018

zanie 

An adorable and funny person. Usually very short. She has a bad sense of direction but becomes very easily attached. A Zanie laughs all the time and is always doing crazy things. She is one of the best friends you can have, is not typically very book-smart, but will always aim to please. A tiny, elf-like character. Zanie sings and dances-all the time. If you meet a Zanie, don't be scared!

Person: What are you, 11?
Zanie: On a scale of 1-10! Zayuummm!!! *laughs and cartwheels away*

zanie by zlove05 August 5, 2014

Zaniya 

Beautiful girl with short hair and a nice ass and boobs usually mixed half Latin. This girl has the funniest laugh you could imagine. When she laughs everyone wants to laugh with her. She half Latin so guess what that means she sexy in every way but don't make her irritate her or anything in that category. She been a fighter every since she came out the womb. She is very independent and strong and will kick yo ass if you say something out of line. She typically goes for people who have a sense of humor. It really sexy when she speaks Spanish but, not when she's cussing you out.

Hey bro I like this girl she's such a Zaniya

Damn bro really

Zaniya by Funniest person you will ever May 23, 2018

Zanija 

The best person you will ever meet. Someone who is very laid back and doesnt have a temper. But if you do get that person mad trust me you will regret it. That person will always find a way to make you smile. They are very funny too. They always find a way to have fun. If you ever meet one don't ever let them go. You will regret it.

I wish I had a Zanija!!!

I wish I was a Zanija!!!

Zanija by Gmw Rocks!! November 29, 2016