Zak 

Zak is a loser at most times, he is loud and abnoxious. He tends to be flirty with other girls whilst already seeing someone. They usually can’t respect others boundaries, and like to date the goth type.

Zak’s girlfriend: Here comes Zak!
Girlfriends friend: Oh sh*t! I’m gone!

Zak by That’s bullsh*t August 14, 2019

Zak 

He is the big gay

Dude I was hanging out with Zak then suddenly he used the big gay... It wasn't fun.

Zak by NotPhantom March 18, 2019

Zak 

A fucking gay faggot's way of referring to someone or something as the scrotum. Don't ever call a "zak" because you yourself are calling that thing "testicles."

Guy 1; Hey, that's a zak!
Guy 2; Ha ha! Jokes on you for liking testicles faggot!

Zak by Zacatac November 13, 2018

Zak 

People named zak have an 100% chance of being the biggest bastard you will ever meet. Zak's constantly brag about money, even though their parents always give them money. They always fake their voice, and use the same jokes when they claim they roasted you. The only thing zak's do are climb rooves, bitch constantly and play xbox. If you see a zak, immediatly run away because you dont want to catch his disease.

Theres zaki the iraqi. Go punch him in the face!!!

Zak by LAMBORGHIN2003 January 21, 2019

Zak 

1. The Lizard King of this generation. Many believe that the soul of Jim Morrison was flying around, as a child is like a flower with its head floating in the breeze, and he jumped into Zak's brain.. and he's still in there.
2. Loves his girl, Jamie. Also known as Queen of the Highway. They'll be together forever. They're Cosmic Mates.

"I am the Lizard King, I can do anything!"
*Zak shouts from the top of his car*

Zak by Pamela Courson October 14, 2008

Zak 

Zak is a jerk that only wants sex from you. If he says he loves you he does not mean it. He lies constantly as if it were for his own health. Please do not trust him. He will only hurt you and make your life a living hell.

Zak is a player.

Zak by LadyLove88 September 25, 2011

Zak  

1)One who is always saying jokes at the wrong time.
2) one who is owned by his world history teacher on a daily basis.

1)Whoah, did you hear that joke that Zak told? it was so stupid!

2) Wow did you hear about that Zak kid? I hear he got owned by his history teacher today!

Zak by K4NY3 April 10, 2009