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All your base are belong to us 

1) Guy 1: "Aw. We lost..."
Guy 2: "Yes. Yes. All your base are belong to us!"

All Your Base 

one of the funniest parodies I've ever heard. inspired by the really crappily translated theme song from gundam wing, this has turned out to be one of the most widely known parodies on the web, all your base, is gamer speak, (or gamer sp33k if you will) for "I have beaten you" and is an abreviation for "all your base are belong to us" is sung to a dronish voice that sounds like what may be an early version of an android.
captain: what happen?
operator: main screen turn on.
cats: how are you gentlemen? Captain: What happen?
Operator: Somebody set up us the bomb.
Operator: We get signal.
Captain: What!
Operator: Main screen turn on.
Captain: It's You!!
Cats: How are you gentlemen!!
All your base are belong to us.
You are on the way to destruction.
captain: what you say?!
cats: you have no cahnce to survive, make your time... ha ha ha...!!!
All Your Base by jimmy smith April 9, 2005

Punching you in the face in your base all over the place!

Not playing nice and being courteous to opposing players.
Punching you in the face in your base all over the place!?

It's all about pwnzoring bitches.

Rest your base

Adj. (to rest your base): In the process of intercourse, before insertion of the penis into the vagina, the male rests his member upon the females pelvis, enjoying the moment of conquest.
1. Guy A: I rooted that girl last night

Guy B: Did ya rest your base?

2. I totally rested my base on her
Rest your base by Toni T-rez Tiger December 22, 2008

don't base your schedule around me 

The cockiest thing someone can say.
Person 1: Hey, wanna play some basketball tomorrow?
Person 2: No i can't i'm busy tomorrow, don't base your schedule around me ^^

Can I see your basement? 

Just someone asking to see a basement in your home. Nothing more.
Man & Woman
M: Hey, miss, you have a nice house.
W: Thanks.
M: Can I see your basement?
W: Sure, let's go to my house! I park my cars in my basement.