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stealing pumpkins with the intention of carving them into crude objects and shoving the remains up your girlfriends rectum
Aye guh! Halloween's almost here, you wanna go yoppin??
yoppin by Marcus Nielson October 18, 2011
previously known as an oral sound made when chewing

ie: "yomp yomp yomp...this food is so good..yomp."

redefined as an act of dry humping.
"I gave you a good yomping last night you dirty hoebag."
yomping by Catarina Maia December 28, 2005
Progressive dinner except with exotic drinks instead of food. Participants must travel on foot and should all hold some equal position of prestige.
The college presidents are all hung over from yomping last night.
yomping by Leggett September 9, 2008

yipping dollars 

based on tipping dollars, fake money used at strip clubs. yipping derives trom tipping, I guess to add emphasis/color it somewhat from tipping
MAN AT STRIP CLUB: "Hey Casey, put your pretty butt here..I got yipping dollars for you baby"

COLLEAGUE AT WORK: "My old lady is out tonight, I'm going to get me some yipping dollars and paaaaaaaaaaaaaty!"
yipping dollars by Horse Cock November 25, 2004

Yapping Yoda 

A person who attempts great wisdom by yelling and yapping nonsense. Thinking that the speed and over emoting will make others listen.
I was watching this YAPPING YODA on news today, and it was so loud and crazy that I wondered how this person was reporting anything!
Yapping Yoda by Major Thomas Randle February 15, 2019
the act of consuming shitty gas station food with pleasure
"damn, yomping on those rotisserie hot dogs on the curb of circle k last night cured my munchies"
yomping by grammascooch May 12, 2020